Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 5, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted October 5, 2011 LaGoosh already posted part of this, but:Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.Selma: Her legend will live forever.Homer's brain: Yeah, the legend of the dog-faced woman.Homer (aloud): Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!
spotlightmagnet1 Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 'SEEEXXXX! What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talking about sex? I HAD SEX!'
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 5, 2011 Duff...Gardens...HUZZAAAAAHHH! *passes out*
Big Rob Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.Selma: Her legend will live forever.Homer's brain: Yeah, the legend of the dog-faced woman.Homer (aloud): Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!That one's fantastic, as is the Duff Gardens one. Man, when Simpsons was on point, it was just the best show going.
RJ Impact Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 Doctor Nick Rivera Advert: 'Buy now and get a free bottle of sun and run, the suntan lotion thats also a laxative'
John Galt Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 5, 2011 Lisa: "It sounds like your singing about a girl named Mindy... or a boy named Andy".Homer's Brain: "Tell a lie! Tell a lie".Homer: "It's because I have a small part in a broadway musical, not much but it's a start".Homer's Brain: (Sarcastically) Bravo! *slow clap*Sideshow Bob: "Very well. I shall send you to heaven. Before I send you to hell".Lionel Hutz: "Care to join me in a belt of scotch?".Marge: "It's 9:30 in the morning".Lionel Hutz: "Yeah but I haven't slept in days".
ajmcstyles Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 "Argh My Eyes!Argh Cobra's - HomerAnd to add"I LOVE BOBBIES" - Smithies
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 5, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted October 5, 2011 I think that I shall never see,My cataracts are blinding me.
Amazing_Red_Fan Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 Lionel Hutz: I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 5, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted October 5, 2011 My favourite Groundskeeper Willy bit:Willy: It's a monster! Kill it, kill it!Smithers: It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!Willy: Aaaw, it's Mr. Burns... Kill it! Kill it!
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 5, 2011 Lobo...Lobo...bring back Sheriff Lobo!Mmmmm....64 slices of American cheese!Moe: Come on guys, you gotta' give me back my floor. My customers are standing on the water pipes.Loan shark: Not untill you pay your bills.Moe: Ohhhhh....but I don't want to!
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 5, 2011 I can't believe there's been no Professor Frink yet. "Oh my great good God! Gentlemen, your attention please. I am detecting a gigantic amphibious life-form, it's 80 meters long and it's heading this way. Oh good glayven it's on my shoe. It's a small frog, just get off, just get off there, just get out of it, get out of it. Stupid machine, oh wait a minute, this isn't the Monster-o-meter, it's the Frog-Exaggerator!""Let's suppose we extend the square beyond the two dimensions of our universe along the hypothetical Z axis, there. This forms a three-dimensional object known as a "cube", or a "Frinkahedron" in honour of its discoverer."
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 5, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted October 5, 2011 I could call my ma from up here... HEY MA! GIT OFF THE DANG ROOF!
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