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Kent Brockman: But first let's check the death count from the killer storm! Bearing down on us, like a shotgun full of snow

 

Presenter: Well Kent, as of now the deathcount is at zero, but it is ready to shoot right up

 

Kent: Oh my god! *Shakes fist* DAMN YOU SNOW!

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Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”

 

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Also, another Hutz classic:

 

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Homer: Well, what do you think?

 

Editor: This is a joke, right? I mean this is the stupidest thing I've ever read!

 

Homer: What's wrong with it?

 

Editor: You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes" You make numerous threatening

references to the UN and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.

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'On closer inspection these are loafers'

 

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'Now my little girls joining your team I wana make a few things clear'

'Dad, please...'

'Nn nn nn, I don't want anyone making fun of her cause she's different. No name calling, no picking on her... Hahaha, that little kids got bossoms, who's got a wet towel?

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Haha. Yes Chest!

 

After a tripping, very ill Lisa, having drank the water at Duff Gardens through Barts encouragement is returned to Selma by a man in a white coat.

 

'Give her this,' hands over two pills

 

'Then this,' hands over another two pills

 

'Then these.' hands over a whole handful of pills

 

 

'Thank you Doctor'

 

 

'Oh, i'm not a Doctor.'

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