Dazz Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Hank Scorpio (To homer): Don't call me Mr Scorpion, it's Mr. Scorpio, but don't call me that either, Call me hank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fye Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Silly voiced Homer at the post office: "Hellooooooo, my name is Mr Burns" Â PO worker: "Whats your first name?" Â Homer: "I dont know!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 'GOOD GRAVEY!' Â 'Oh, thank you...it's just brown and water.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Maverick Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Â I hate every ape I see, from ChimpanA to Chimpanzee, great line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JV John Vollman Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Skinner: 'If only I could work out who the mysterious El Barto is...' as he looks at a spraypaint signature of Bart with his eyes covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011  I hate every ape I see, from ChimpanA to Chimpanzee, great line  "Can I play the piano anymore?" "Well of course you can!" "But I couldn't before!" *piano solo* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrington Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) Just this morning I was giggling at Stop or my dog will shoot. Willie says "I also ate the mess he made on my carpet, Ya heard me!" That "Ya heard me" bit cracks me up all the time. Â Also, a valkentines day one where Moe is in Homer's car "I dont want people to think I'm cheap, uh oh my rope belt is coming undone" This made me spit my drink out and fall over laughing. Â The Simpsons never fails to create a laugh. Family guy doesnt anymore because its the same stuff but The Simpsons always has great witty remarks and one liners Edited October 4, 2011 by Barrington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Also, a valkentines day one where Moe is in Homer's car "I dont want people to think I'm cheap, uh oh my rope belt is coming undone" This made me spit my drink out and fall over laughing. Â Stealing, Stealing, Stealing a car for Moe. Ya dada da da da dada, Insurance fraud today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nexus Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 "Must kill Moe..." "Weeeeeeeeeee" "Must kill Moe..." "Weeeeeeeeeee" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wideload Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 "This just in...(holds earpiece)...Powersauce is amazing!" Â and the aforementioned Post Office line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 4, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 4, 2011 Damn you, Walt Whitman! I! Hate! You! Walt! Freaking! Whitman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Dent Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) More love needed for my favourite character... Â Â Â "Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel, and the electric eel" Â "If you ask me, in his prime Muhammad Ali was much better than anti-lock brakes" Â "Black?! That's the worst colour there is! ...no offence there Carl" Edited October 4, 2011 by Harvey Dent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Lisa: Why would Bart break out of prison when he's only got 3 days of his sentance left? Â Homer: Oh Honey, that shows how little you know about boys. He's stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Wright Mark Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 "Another family broken up by Ronaldo. YES!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Peas Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 After seeing Kent Brockman, just after winning the lottery, reading the news in a fur coat: Â Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy. Marge: What's that? Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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