Family Guy PMSL Posted October 3, 2011 Author Posted October 3, 2011 "Your father can be very sensitive. Remember the time I laughed at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week and closed his detective agency." Completely forgot about this one, total gem.
Max Power Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 "Do us a favour, invent yourself some underpants"
Family Guy PMSL Posted October 3, 2011 Author Posted October 3, 2011 "Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day."
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 3, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted October 3, 2011 They're on to us, get him back to Sea World!
Glen Quagmire Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 Snake: "Oh no! Beta!" Mayor Quimby: " Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse ?"
the_original Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 Editor: You know, Homer, we need someone like you. Someone who doesn't immediately "poo-poo" everything he eats. Homer: Nah, that usually takes a few hours
Paid Members Wretch Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 3, 2011 When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university.
Al Spool Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!" "Wait a minute! What was that last thing you said? Grandpa's little helper? What's that?... Which one of you is the mailman?"
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 3, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted October 3, 2011 Good Lord, what is happening in there? Aurora Borealis? AURORA BOREALIS? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Yes. May I see it? No.
hitman89762000 Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene!
BionicRedneck Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 Definitely the one about Homer closing his detective agency.
GIB Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 Artie Zigg through a snore converter - "He's a loser Marge, dump him! I travelled the world and the seven seas... I am watching you through a camera!"
Baz Windham Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 Marge: That's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, You've ruined a perfectly good jacket Homer: Correction, TWO perfectly good jackets.
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 3, 2011 They're playing the elephant song. I love that song, reminds me of Elephants
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