Paid Members Rob Lowe Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 "Hello Smithers. You're QUITE good. at. turning me. ON!" Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 My cat's breath smells like cat food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffingtonClyro Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Sneakers for sneaking! Â Â what? you don't like my bags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 "I love you papa Homer" Â "I love you too, Pepsi" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 3, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 3, 2011 Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back...unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog! Â Bart: You're right! Â Homer: Rats, I almost had him eating dog food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 Â Put it in H! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 "I was saying Boo-urns" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Joe Joe Jr Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 whats a battle? Â I like him but I'm defintily going to make orphans of his children. They have a mother, y'know? Yes but I suspect she would die of grief. Â Ding-Dong...classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 (edited) "I have either crab juice or Mountain Dew" "Eurghhhhh, I'll have a crab juice." Â "No bowl. Stick! Stick!" Â "Push her down, boy!" Edited October 3, 2011 by ozzfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members herbie747 Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 "A sarcasm detector - that's a really useful invention..." Â http://youtu.be/ggXmKPMaHMo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 (edited) 'No one's gay for Moleman' Â 'That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!' 'That's not a knife, it's a spoon!' 'Ahh, I see you've played knifey-spoony before' Edited October 3, 2011 by SteelEdge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 I like him but I'm defintily going to make orphans of his children. They have a mother, y'know? Yes but I suspect she would die of grief. Â "This parole hearing is over". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 (edited) This thread has a chance of being bumped and contributed to until the end of time.  Homer: I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes!  Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.  Homer: How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. *Makes sound effects and laughs*. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.  Krusty the Clown: Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Edited October 3, 2011 by Ian_hitmanhart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 TRABOPALINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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