Paid Members Wretch Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs". But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Quentin Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 "If I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker." Â "I might upset a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odours, oh I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers who clap their tongues, stroke their beards and say 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson??'" Â "Your father can be very sensitive. Remember the time I laughed at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week and closed his detective agency." Â "Now I'll tell you the story of Krusy's expensive new suit - his sexual harrasment suit!" Â >Assassin sprays the retirement home with a massive machine gun for ages< "Was that you or me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 "Well when I was 10 I had my ear pierced.... BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-DUB Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Smithers: Well, sir, where should we dump this batch? Playground? Â Burns: No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T....I mean S-M-A-R-T!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueknowzit Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shep Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Waylon Smithers (Treehouse Of Horror's King Kong pastiche) - "Women and seamen don't mix" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Peas Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 TV ANNOUNCER Now stay tuned for professional wrestling live from Springfield Grappelarium. Tonight a Texas death match: Dr. Hillbilly versus the Iron Yuppie. One man will actually be unmasked and killed in the ring! Â HOMER I hope they kill that Iron Yuppie. Thinks he's so big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamtheman Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T....I mean S-M-A-R-T!"  Best thing about that is that was an actual mistake made by castellneta that they left in  Also  'Honey my shoulders are separating!!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 MARTIN PRINCE: How much is your penny candy? APU: Surprisingly expensive  'You may ask me three questions' 'Great I only need one' 'Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?' 'Yes' 'You?' 'Yes' 'Really?' 'Yes. I hope this has been of help to you.'  'No one who speaks German can be an evil man'  DENTAL PLAN Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN Lisa needs braces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFR42 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 "Shake harder boy!" Â "Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown," Â "Ah Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems" Â "Kids. Your dad and his dad are in a sticky, chewy, nutty...put it away boy!" Â "I'm Baron von Chickenpant!" Â "Ze goggles, zey do nothing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 3, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 3, 2011 Â No, no, dig UP, stupid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! I deride your truth handling abilities! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinc Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Principal Donderlinger: Welcome to Remedial Science 1A. My wife recently passed away, I thought teaching might ease my loneliness. Homer: Will this be on the test? PD:No. H: Aw...*crosses out 'Dead Wife'*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFCfan Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 (edited) "Do I know what rhetorical means?" Edited October 3, 2011 by TUFCfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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