Ricc1PW Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 "Man Alive! There are men alive in here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Au Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Marge, where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig... food... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockbus Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Haven't read the entire thread, so sorry if it's already here, but... Â Kent Brockman after being reminded he made out with one of patty and selma once... Â "We all did strange things on 9/11" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members neil's bitch Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Homer: And i dont want any of dry British Humor either!" Â British Hotel Worker: "I Wouldnt Dream of it Sir" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 "Is it about my cube?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffy Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Remember ralph, if your nose bleeds that means you're picking it too much, or not enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman89762000 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Nobody *snuggles* with Max Power, Marge. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs  Homer: Kids. From now on there are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way. Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way? Homer: Yes, but faster. [Homer walks into a cactus]  and of course:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w3zdkmw2E4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Lionel Hutz - "Well, he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 "Homer no function beer well without" Â "Outta the way Jerkass!" Â "Hi Principle Skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members martyngnr Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Nelson - "Shoplifting is a victimless crime - like punching someone in the dark". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 "Not community service. I cant stand helping others" - Homer  _____________________________________________________  Patty -"Homer I need your help" Homer - "Want me to use the belt sander to grind the ugly off your face?"  __________________________________________________________  During the episode where Flanders gets accused of killing his wife to find out he only killed her plant  Homer "well there is still the question of the whereabouts of your wife"  Maud "Im right here homer"  Homer (Very sarcasticly) "Well I guess everything is wrapped up in a nice neat little package"  ______________________________________________________________________  Homer "Ahh if Marge isnt happy then I'm not happy, and if Im not happy then Moe is very happy, but for once this isnt about Moe" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Scully: Now we're gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. We'll just ask you some questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrington Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) Mr Burns: Now Homer, I'll show you something you've never seen before Homer: A sober irish man? Â Cant remember exactly what but Homer shows he is impressed by someone doing something "And I'm not easily impressed! Wow a blue car" Â Where Homer is in quick sand "Ok I reach in and pull my legs out, and now I pull my arms out with my face" *sinks* Â "Honey, where are my shoes?" "In the den dear" "The Den? MAy god have mercy on our souls" Â "Quick to the bee mobile" "You mean youu 66 chevvy?" "Yes" Edited October 4, 2011 by Barrington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 More love needed for my favourite character...   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Quentin Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 "Way to breathe, no-breath!" Â "I am Mr Black. I'm happy to answer any questions you have... You and then one other." "Can we call you Uncle Blacky?" "No." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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