Paid Members Au Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 4, 2011 Marge, where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig... food...
rockbus Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 Haven't read the entire thread, so sorry if it's already here, but... Kent Brockman after being reminded he made out with one of patty and selma once... "We all did strange things on 9/11"
Paid Members neil's bitch Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 4, 2011 Homer: And i dont want any of dry British Humor either!" British Hotel Worker: "I Wouldnt Dream of it Sir"
Kiffy Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 Remember ralph, if your nose bleeds that means you're picking it too much, or not enough!
hitman89762000 Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 Nobody *snuggles* with Max Power, Marge. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs Homer: Kids. From now on there are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way. Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way? Homer: Yes, but faster. [Homer walks into a cactus] and of course: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w3zdkmw2E4
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 4, 2011 Lionel Hutz - "Well, he
Wrasslin Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 "Homer no function beer well without" "Outta the way Jerkass!" "Hi Principle Skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"
Paid Members martyngnr Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 4, 2011 Nelson - "Shoplifting is a victimless crime - like punching someone in the dark".
simonworden Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 "Not community service. I cant stand helping others" - Homer _____________________________________________________ Patty -"Homer I need your help" Homer - "Want me to use the belt sander to grind the ugly off your face?" __________________________________________________________ During the episode where Flanders gets accused of killing his wife to find out he only killed her plant Homer "well there is still the question of the whereabouts of your wife" Maud "Im right here homer" Homer (Very sarcasticly) "Well I guess everything is wrapped up in a nice neat little package" ______________________________________________________________________ Homer "Ahh if Marge isnt happy then I'm not happy, and if Im not happy then Moe is very happy, but for once this isnt about Moe"
Paid Members Foale Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 4, 2011 Scully: Now we're gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. We'll just ask you some questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer: Yes.
Barrington Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 Mr Burns: Now Homer, I'll show you something you've never seen before Homer: A sober irish man? Cant remember exactly what but Homer shows he is impressed by someone doing something "And I'm not easily impressed! Wow a blue car" Where Homer is in quick sand "Ok I reach in and pull my legs out, and now I pull my arms out with my face" *sinks* "Honey, where are my shoes?" "In the den dear" "The Den? MAy god have mercy on our souls" "Quick to the bee mobile" "You mean youu 66 chevvy?" "Yes"
Richie Freebird Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 More love needed for my favourite character...
Paid Members Quentin Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 4, 2011 "Way to breathe, no-breath!" "I am Mr Black. I'm happy to answer any questions you have... You and then one other." "Can we call you Uncle Blacky?" "No."
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