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Marge, where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig... food...

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Haven't read the entire thread, so sorry if it's already here, but...

 

Kent Brockman after being reminded he made out with one of patty and selma once...

 

"We all did strange things on 9/11"

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"Not community service. I cant stand helping others" - Homer

 

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Patty -"Homer I need your help"

Homer - "Want me to use the belt sander to grind the ugly off your face?"

 

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During the episode where Flanders gets accused of killing his wife to find out he only killed her plant

 

Homer "well there is still the question of the whereabouts of your wife"

 

Maud "Im right here homer"

 

Homer (Very sarcasticly) "Well I guess everything is wrapped up in a nice neat little package"

 

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Homer "Ahh if Marge isnt happy then I'm not happy, and if Im not happy then Moe is very happy, but for once this isnt about Moe"

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Scully: Now we're gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. We'll just ask you some questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes.

 

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Mr Burns: Now Homer, I'll show you something you've never seen before

Homer: A sober irish man?

 

Cant remember exactly what but Homer shows he is impressed by someone doing something "And I'm not easily impressed! Wow a blue car"

 

Where Homer is in quick sand "Ok I reach in and pull my legs out, and now I pull my arms out with my face" *sinks*

 

"Honey, where are my shoes?"

"In the den dear"

"The Den? MAy god have mercy on our souls"

 

"Quick to the bee mobile"

"You mean youu 66 chevvy?"

"Yes"

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"Way to breathe, no-breath!"

 

"I am Mr Black. I'm happy to answer any questions you have... You and then one other."

"Can we call you Uncle Blacky?"

"No."

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