insert_name_here Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Two from the episode that featured The Simpsons' best wrestling reference ("he's Rowdy Roddy Peeper!"):"You know how bashful I am - I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl. Heeheehee!"-God...frey Jones: Tonight on Rock Bottom, we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers.Farmer: I keep tellin' ya, I just grow sorghum here.Reporter: And where are the hookers?Farmer: Round back... Whoops.That's remined me of another great quote from that episode:News man: "Simpson scandal update, Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes will give him sexual powers"Homer: "HEY! That's a half-truth"and one of my favourites:Marge: "You don't know what they're saying"Homer: "I'm picking it up. 'Sala' seems to mean 'jerk' and I think 'Manjula' means some kind of spaceship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 5, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 5, 2011 What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, the birds are singing, the bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 "Its only a little airborne....its still good its still good" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2011 Homer: All right, I'll be Cue Ball. Barney can be Eight Ball, Lenny will be Twelve Ball, and Moe, you'll be Cue Ball. Moe: You're an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricc1PW Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 "Stop pummeling me! it's really painful!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2011 Marge: We should spend that money on something the whole town can be proud of.Homer: Like a billboard saying 'No Fat Chicks'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurryAngel Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Homer: "BART DO YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED??!!" (while storming into his bedroom wielding a massive knife) Â Followed by: Â Homer: "BART YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW HOCKEY MASK AND CHAINSAW!!" Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-E5NaWlBuc...feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wh1007 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 The Simpsons are helping Ned clear out Maude's things from her house.Marge:"Wow,three pairs of shoes..someone had a fetish" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2011 Fat Tony is one of my favourite characters."You have twenty-four hours to get us our money. And just to show you that we are serious: you have twelve hours. "Fat Tony: Bart, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? Bart: No. Fat Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them? Bart: Uh uh. Fat Tony: And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes? Bart: I guess that's okay. Fat Tony: Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart? Bart: Hell, no. Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson. Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club? Homer: Uh... actually my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble. Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister? Homer: Uh... actually my real name is uh... think Krusty, think... Joe Valachi! Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime? Homer: Benedict Arnold! Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? Homer: D'oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Au Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2011 Hi Lisa. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2011 Principle Skinner - "What a minute, that sounds like rock and/or roll!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Au Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2011 I hate to be that guy but it was actually Reverend Lovejoy. Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4g-wx2Y_wg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopper Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 My favourite scene takes place in a Gun Store and contains loads of great lines, starting with: Â Homer: "I'd like to buy your deadliest gun, please". Gun Shop Owner: "Aisle six, next to the sympathy cards". Â "Woah there Annie Oakley ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2011 "Are you adequately prepared to rock?"*After telling a story about catching Krusty The Klown in an adult theatre*Lisa: That stories not suitable for children.Cheif Wiggum: Really? But I keep my pants on in this version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Healys Chutney Spoon Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Say Mommy "Mommy"Say Bart "Bart"Say Lisa "Lisa"Say David Hasselhoff "David Hahelhoff"Say Daddy "Homer". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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