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Hey! He lied to us through song. I hate it when people do that.

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John: The ludicrously tragic? The tragically ludicrous? Homer: Oh yeah. Like when a clown dies.

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Gil: "Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I ... no, but I came so close. This guy was as ... Whose voice is that? Is that Fred? ... Aw, you said it was over ... No, don't put him on -- Hello, Fred, h-hi."Homer: "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"

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I can't believe there's been no Professor Frink yet.

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'Why are you wearing a grocery bag?''I have misplaced my pants.'

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