Family Guy PMSL Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 (edited) Alright folks, Â Whilst searching for my avatar whilst watching the 'New York' episode of the Simpsons, I thought 'What is everyone's single favourite line in The Simpsons'? Â Just a couple off the top of my head: Â Â 'Operator, get me the number for 911' Â Â After smashing up a gathering of Mendoza's Secret League of Arseholes, and rescuing the girl, McBain pows out a cracker when told 'Wow McBain, you really broke up that meeting' Â 'Right now I'm thinking of holding another meeting... IN BED!' Â Plenty of crackers in the Frank Grimes episode, but as last words go, his rule... Â Â 'Extremely High Voltage'? Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp-...' Â What about you lot, which Simpsons one-liners got you giggling? Edited November 11, 2011 by Family Guy PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members herbie747 Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 Stupid like a fox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 "So the cat burglar was caught by the very person who was trying to catch him!""How ironic." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members Tommy! Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as "the process of removing weeds from ones garden" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Baz Windham Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 (edited) EDIT - Tommy you predictable bastard! "Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly." Edited October 3, 2011 by Baz Windham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Me fail English? That's unpossible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Craig The Hunter Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Hello? You'll have speak up, I'm wearing a towel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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