Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 3, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 3, 2011 Wait a minute... Statue Of Liberty... that was our planet!!! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you!!! Damn you all to hell!!! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 "Up and Atom!" "Up and At Them!" Â "This mysterious Hindu is clearly responsible for the murder" "Lock him up till we find someone darker, boys". Â "Well, it's like this. I'm a proper Cockney flower girl, I am, and I sees this real strange bloke. Out of sorts, mad in the eyes, all kettles and biscuits. Well, he seen I was lookin' at him, and he drops this and runs. Cor, blimey, skip to me loo". Â There's another one from Marge too, but I've no idea what episode, nor in what situation she said it. She was describing herself getting angry over something, and just strung about 5 words together to make a new phrase. When I try and remember it, my brain just throws up "quadraspaz on a lifeglug". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maestro Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Mr Burns : Smithers I've designed a new plane. I call it The Spruce Moose, it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Eidlywilde Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes. Â Smithers : That's quite a nice model, sir. Â Mr Burns : Model? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickin it wit the kliq Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 "Noone who speaks German can be an evil man" Â "In the den!!!!!!! May God have mercy on us all" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 3, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 3, 2011 (edited) "I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth" has been one of my favourites for years. Â Â Â Just to blow my figurative load all over the thread before I go to sleep, the following are all from the subplot of a single perfectly cromulent episode. The subplot! Â - Â "Bart, if foodstuffs should touch the ground, said foodstuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot. Since I don't see him around, start shovelling." Â - Â "You said I wouldn't make any money. Well, I made a dollar while waiting for the bus." Â "While you were out making that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. And the plant called and said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday." Â "Woohoo! Four day weekend!" Â - Â "Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?" Â "Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all - the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odours - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'" Â (the full version of a line that's already been posted) Â - Â "Een America, first you get da sugar. Den you get de money. Den you get de power. Den you get de weemen." Â - Â Marge: I want you to forget about guarding the stupid sugar! You're being completely paranoid. Â Homer: Oh, am I? Am I really? Ah ha! (Pulls an Englishman out from behind the pile of sugar) Â Englishman: (holding teacup and saucer) Hello. Â Homer: All right, pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea? Â Englishman: I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again. Goodbye. Â - Â "Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!" Â - Â Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today. Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean. Beekeeper 1: Hmm... I'm afraid I don't. Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise suggests no bees. Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now... Oh look, there goes one now. Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile! Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy? Beekeeper 2: ... ... Yes. Â Â Â Â Fucking GENIUS. Edited October 8, 2011 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdh85 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 "Call 1-600-DOCTORB...the 'B' is for Bargain!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 mmmm free goo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 Homer (to the judge): I'm a good father! I love Bart AND Lisa!  Judge: And what about Margaret?  Homer: Who?  Marge (whispers): She means Maggie  Homer: Oh, Maggie. Meh I've got nothing against Maggie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nexus Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 "No TV and no beer make Homer something...something..." Â "Go crazy?" Â "Don't mind if I do *crazy noises" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 "You made all that through grease?" Â "No, through savings and wise investment....of course with grease" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 Ooh, he card read good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Well, I'm not going to lie to you Marge.' (waits and then walks away) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 "Principal Skinner this is your secretary there is one more student here to see you" "That's odd, i don't have a secretary... or an intercom" Â "I'm going outside to...stalk...Lenny and Carl... D'OH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 "A soiled wig?" Â ----------------------- Â "I knew I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 3, 2011 'I'm like that guy who single handedly built a rocket and flew it to the moon, what was his name...Apollo Creed?' Â Homer is absolute gold with every one of his lines in the first 10 or so minutes of 'Lisa On Ice'. Â '...here's your tortoise, alive and well.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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