Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 5, 2011 Moderators Share Posted October 5, 2011 'Hey Clemens, did i make the team?''You sure did.''YES! YES! Woohoo! In your face Strawberry!''Wait a minute. Are you Ken Griffey Jnr.?''No.''Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up.'One of my favourite episodes....Unless of course my nine all-stars fall victim to nine separate misfortunes and are unable to play tomorrow, but that will never happen. Three misfortunes, that's possible. Seven misfortunates, there's an outside chance. But nine misfortunes? I'd like to see that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishDave Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 "You can run, but you can't GLIDE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSF Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 (edited) In who shot Mr Burns.Grandpa - "The lamps running away"Bart - "Grandpa thats my Dog"Grandpa - "Goodbye lamp"or In Homers PhobiaHomer - "Did you catch Gay?" Edited October 5, 2011 by PSF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Linguo DeadLinguo IS Dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 "You is disrespecting me"."You ARE disrespecting me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2011 I love Ralph   "This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajmcstyles Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 DohA DeerA Female Deer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loligan Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Wigam: "OH SURE IM JUST TYPING IT UP IN MY IMAGINARY TYPEWRITER....FRUITCAKE"and Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil is brill Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Sorry if these have been posted:"Football in the groin had a football in the groin""Look at me, I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man, from Happy Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollypop Lane.... by the way, I was being sarcastic""I'm not normally a praying man but if you're up there, please save me Superman" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2011 'Hey Clemens, did i make the team?''You sure did.''YES! YES! Woohoo! In your face Strawberry!''Wait a minute. Are you Ken Griffey Jnr.?''No.''Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up.'One of my favourite episodes....Unless of course my nine all-stars fall victim to nine separate misfortunes and are unable to play tomorrow, but that will never happen. Three misfortunes, that's possible. Seven misfortunates, there's an outside chance. But nine misfortunes? I'd like to see that!Shave off those sideburns hippy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 5, 2011 Moderators Share Posted October 5, 2011 I still like him better than Steinbrenner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_dust Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Simpson, Homer SimpsonHes the greatest guy in historyFrom theTown of SpringfieldHes about to hit a chestnut tree!I scanned through the whole thread to make sure no one posted that. How did we get 5 pages in before that came up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFR42 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Grandpa: "DEEEEAAATTTHHH!!!"Grandpa: "Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot."Grandpa: "I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist ... I'm also president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 5, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 5, 2011 I love Ralph "This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."You've done grand, laddie. Now, you know what you have to do. Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Marge: I don't want you stalking anyone tonight!Homer: OK OK, I'll be back in a minute. *thinks* I'm going....outside to....stalk....Lenny and Carl....D'oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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