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Repairman 1: Homer, there's no easy way to tell you this... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.

 

Homer: They'll grow back, right?

 

Repairman 1: Oh... yeah.

 

(He starts up his saw and moves it toward Homer's arm)

 

Repairman 2: Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?

 

Homer: Your point being?

 

 

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Bart: You're right, Dad. We don't need a babysitter.

 

Homer: Wait a minute...

 

(He takes a card out of his pocket. It reads "Always Do Opposite Of What Bart Says")

 

Homer: You kids DO need a babysitter!

 

Bart: Blast that infernal card!

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Bart: You're right, Dad. We don't need a babysitter.

 

Homer: Wait a minute...

 

(He takes a card out of his pocket. It reads "Always Do Opposite Of What Bart Says")

 

Homer: You kids DO need a babysitter!

 

Bart: Blast that infernal card!

 

Bart: ...Don't give me the card.

 

Homer: Here you g- NO!

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"I asked for the double double, but they gave me the double double double double"

 

If not a massive coincidence, that's on Sky 1 right now.

 

"well how I was I supposed to know it wasn't a real spaceship?"

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"It means he gets results YOU STUPID CHIEF!"

 

 

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"My cans! My precious antique cans! Oh, look what you done to 'em."

 

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And this one came to mind while watching the killer whales on Frozen Planet:

 

 

Homer: What does 'sequestered' mean?

 

Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel so that they cant communicate with the outside world.

 

Homer: What does 'deadlocked' mean?

 

Skinner: It's when the jury cant agree on a verdict.

 

Homer: And 'if'?

 

Skinner: A conjunction meaning 'in the event that' or 'on condition of'.

 

Homer: So 'if' we get 'deadlocked', we'll be 'sequestered' at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh, Free Willy!

 

Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote.

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'Well boy, you kept your end of the bargain so i will too... Here's your tortoise, alive and well.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Sticking together's what good waffles do.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'...Mindy rides a motorcycle.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'THE DOLLS TRYING TO KILL ME AND THE TOASTERS BEEN LAUGHING AT ME'

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"Max Power,

Hes a name you'd love to touch,

but you must'nt touch,

his name sounds good in your ear,

but when you say it, you must'nt fear,

cos his name can be said by anyone...."

 

AH Max Power

 

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"YEA HAR, ONE TWO THREE FOUR" (While Tapping his Foot 4 times)

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"Max Power,

Hes a name you'd love to touch,

but you must'nt touch,

his name sounds good in your ear,

but when you say it, you must'nt fear,

cos his name can be said by anyone...."

 

AH Max Power

 

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"YEA HAR, ONE TWO THREE FOUR" (While Tapping his Foot 4 times)

 

Is it from the same episode, where Snake turn up with a gun, (as well as the texan) but moe turn up with a baseball bat? But after seeing the guns, he step back in the shadow and pretends its a shotgun by making the noise:

 

Moe: "Click-Click".

 

It doesnt translate very well, but had me in tears with how stupid it was!

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