Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 17, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 17, 2011 A beautiful lady don't give you no daffy-dill for no reason Really, you think I'm beautiful? Well the parts that are showing, you might have a load of scars or a fake ass or something.
wh1007 Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 Moe: Who wants to abolish democracy forever? Show of hands. Carl: I could really go for some kind of military thing like, uh, Juan Pern. When he disappeared ya, you stayed disappeared. Lenny: Plus his wife was Madonna
Kirby Posted November 20, 2011 Posted November 20, 2011 Burns: I must have that Oil well, I already have the nucular plant, the electric company, the water works and the hotel on Baltic Avenue Skinner: That hotel is a dump, and your Monopoly's pathetic!
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 21, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted November 21, 2011 Bart: Hey, you're back. Did you rock the casbah? Homer: Bart! ... Yes.
KingOfMetal Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 last nights episode had this brilliant line: *Bart and Lisa run into an amusment park* Homer: For the next two hours, we're completely kid free, just like when we lost them at the mall. That was the best Chrismas ever.
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 22, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted November 22, 2011 I'd totally forgotten about this great piratical non-sequitur, but was reminded of it by rehearsing Treasure Island last night... Bart and Lisa are digging for treasure, and Bart is explaining how there's pirate booty everywhere: Pirate Captain: Arrrr! Now we bury the treasure! Sissy Pirate: Uh, Captain? Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if this time, we use it to buy things? You know... things we like. (The captain shoots him, then looks at the other pirates, who start digging furiously in the sand) Pirate Captain: Arrrr! We'll dig up the treasure in seven yarrr! I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will hold for safe keepin'! (A parrot on the Captain's shoulder takes the cracker in its beak, then looks around nervously)
simonworden Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Im sure you are right but I could have sworn that was family guy
spotlightmagnet1 Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Completely off-topic but most pirates didn't usually bury there treasure, some however did bury some loot in case they were caught and used it as a bargaining chip to get pardoned rather than hanged/hung. You know 'let me live and you'll get your money back'. Didn't work for Captain Kidd, whose treasure is still somewhere in the Carribean. 'NNNEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDD!'
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 22, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted November 22, 2011 Completely off-topic but most pirates didn't usually bury there treasure, some however did bury some loot in case they were caught and used it as a bargaining chip to get pardoned rather than hanged/hung. You know 'let me live and you'll get your money back'. Didn't work for Captain Kidd, whose treasure is still somewhere in the Carribean. 'NNNEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDD!' Last month, I went to a talk by David Cordingly, who is more or less the world authority on the history of piracy - his book Life Among The Pirates is supposedly the definitive work on them. He dispelled a lot of myths - still very interesting though! They tended not to even steal gold and things like that - medical supplies and other goods like that were far more valuable, especially on the Spanish Main. His new one is Captain Woodes-Rogers and the Pirates of the Caribbean which goes on about Blackbeard and Calico Jack and Ann Bonny and that lot. Cordingly said he was the historical consultant for the first Pirates of the Caribbean film, but except for things like accurate ship sizes and so on, they didn't listen to him very much. Aardman's new film The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists looks fun though (and obviously totally historically accurate). Also there's a new Treasure Island out next Christmas with Eddie Izzard as Long John Silver, Elijah Wood as Ben Gunn, and others like Philip Glenister and Donald Sutherland. I second your 'NNNEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDD!'
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 23, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted November 23, 2011 Just to shove us back on subject... Gameshow Host: The capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler? Homer: Hitler! Marge: Hitler, North Dakota?
Max Power Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 "When will Detroit build a sunroof for the husky gentleman"
Paid Members Wretch Posted November 23, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 23, 2011 "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons". "Egghead likes his booky wook"!
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 23, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted November 23, 2011 From tonight's C4 ep (Martin is digging in the national park, and uncovers a bone) Martin: A bone? It could be from one of the major Homos! Bart: You're one of the major... Lisa: Forget it!
Richie Freebird Posted January 6, 2012 Posted January 6, 2012 This one just randomly popped into my head during work and made me accidentally laugh to myself, thus making me look even more of a weird cunt than I usually do
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted January 6, 2012 Moderators Posted January 6, 2012 From tonight's C4 ep (Martin is digging in the national park, and uncovers a bone) Martin: A bone? It could be from one of the major Homos! Bart: You're one of the major... Lisa: Forget it! That reminds me of one of my favourite little throwaway lines where the punchline never gets said, but it absolutely had me creasing when I noticed (which was like the fifth time I'd seen the episode). From "hurricane Neddy", when they're showing a clip of his wayward youth and he's beating up his classmates at school - Ned: "I'm Dick Tracy, take that Pruneface!" "Now I'm Pruneface, take that Dick Tracy!" "Now I'm Prune Tracy, take that..." Teacher: "STOP THAT AT ONCE!"
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