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This won't be word perfect, can't find the exact quote anywhere. Homer talking to The Who.

 

Homer: Magic Bus!

 

Roger Daltrey: We'll play it if you tear down this wall!

 

Homer: Pinball Wizard!

 

John Entwistle: Ah hell, I'll do it myself.

 

(turns his amplifier up)

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"Lies make baby Jesus cry." So do double posts, but if I'm not mistaken (I might be), we're on page 29 and we haven't had this yet:

 

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YVAN EHT NIOJ!

 

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Also,

 

 

(Homer opens the door to find Apu)

 

Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realised, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.

 

Homer: You're... selling what, now?

 

Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.

 

Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

 

(Homer slams the door shut. A pause)

 

Apu: He's got me there.

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"Lies make baby Jesus cry." So do double posts, but if I'm not mistaken (I might be), we're on page 29 and we haven't had this yet:

 

tumblr_l975b7feUw1qbs248o1_500.jpg

 

YVAN EHT NIOJ!

 

Lisa: Otto, where are you going?

 

Otto: I dunno, I just got this sudden urge to join the navy.

 

Lisa: Don't do it, you're being brainwashed!

 

Otto: Yeah, probably... yvan eht nioj!

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Immediately after Marge has informed the Springfield Police Department of her desire to join, the scene cuts to outside the Simpson home as an irate Homer is heard;

 

 

'YOU DID WHAT!?'

 

 

Cuts to Homer sitting on the bed in front of Bart

 

'I borrowed your nail clippers, what's the big deal?'

 

 

'Nothing, i've just been a little edgey since your Mom told me she's going to become a Cop.'

 

 

 

That episode is full of greats actually, tons of Cheif Wiggum goodness.

 

"It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge."

 

"Forget about the badge!!!! When do we get the freakin' GUNS?!?"

 

"Hey ive told you, you dont get your gun until you tell me your name."

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Immediately after Marge has informed the Springfield Police Department of her desire to join, the scene cuts to outside the Simpson home as an irate Homer is heard;

 

 

'YOU DID WHAT!?'

 

 

Cuts to Homer sitting on the bed in front of Bart

 

'I borrowed your nail clippers, what's the big deal?'

 

 

'Nothing, i've just been a little edgey since your Mom told me she's going to become a Cop.'

 

 

 

That episode is full of greats actually, tons of Cheif Wiggum goodness.

 

"It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge."

 

"Forget about the badge!!!! When do we get the freakin' GUNS?!?"

 

"Hey ive told you, you dont get your gun until you tell me your name."

 

 

"Lookin' good, boys!"

 

That episode also has this classic from Homer:

 

"But Marge, you being a cop makes you the man. Which makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that. Besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."

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George: Hello, Homer! I'm George Harrison.

Homer: [incredulous] Oh my God. Oh my God! Where did you get that

brownie?

George: Over there. There's a big pile of them.

Homer: [Laughs crazily, then devours a whole bunch]

[satisfied] Oh, ma-an...

[devours more]

George: Well, what a nice fellow.

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