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One from yesterday I think that I found it funny:

 

Sideshow Mel: All these new street names... how delightful.

Jimbo: Who are you talking to weirdo?

Mel: Weirdo? Isn't your mother a notorious whore?

Jimbo: You win this round Mel

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In your face, space coyote!

 

 

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(Homer, explaining to the kids why he has stopped going to church)

 

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was ... I forget. But the point is ... I forget that too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.

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Sorry... Got a topical one here, so am shamefully posting twice in succession.

 

 

 

Bart: The exports in Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, maize. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts. Thank you.

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Max Power!

He's the man, with the name you'd love to touch,

but you mustn't touch!

His name sounds good in your ear,

but if you say it, you mustn't fear,

'Cos his name can be said by anyone!

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Bart: The exports in Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, maize. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts. Thank you.

 

Do you kids want to be like the real UN or do you just want to squabble and waste time.

 

Make way for grapefruit.

 

People, People. Lets not blame each other. We all know this is Millhouses fault.

 

And then the children were saved by.....ohh, lets say Moe.

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Marge: What if something goes wrong?

 

Homer: Pffft... "what if". What if I'm taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap? Oh my god, I'd be killed!

 

 

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Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.

 

Barney: What do you mean? You didn't do anything.

 

Leonard Nimoy: Didn't I?

 

(beams away)

 

 

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And I only remembered this one when I was checking the other quotes on IMDB, but it made me laugh hysterically. It's brilliant

 

 

TV Announcer: Coming soon, it's "Truckasaurus: The Movie", starring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus.

 

John Truckasaurus: You crazy car, I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.

 

TV Announcer: Celebrity voice impersonated.

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I love this little scene;

 

 

...Marge tries to start a conversation with Lisa, who seems too absorbed

with what's on TV.

 

Marge- 'I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation. Anyone

who wants to join me is welcome.'

[she walks off]

Marge- [off-screen] 'Hello, Marge. How's the family?'

[in a different tone] 'I don't want to talk about it. Mind your

own business.'

Homer- 'Keep it down in there, everybody!'

 

 

And from the same episode;

 

Marge- 'Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?'

Homer- 'Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving

mysteries.'

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When I was 17,

I drank some very good beer.

I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake I.D

My name was Brian Mcgee

I stayed up listening to Queen

When I was 17.

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Lionel Hutz: Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she forgot that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... So tempting... What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial! Excuse me...

 

(he dials on a payphone)

 

Hello, David? I'm really tempted!

 

David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.

 

Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.

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