Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 6, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 6, 2012 From one of the episodes that was on C4 recently (the World of Warcraft one, I think). Homer is refereeing Lisa's football match and makes a questionable decision, leading to this fantastic insult: Â Helen Lovejoy: You are so blind, even Jesus couldn't heal you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 From one of the episodes that was on C4 recently (the World of Warcraft one, I think). Homer is refereeing Lisa's football match and makes a questionable decision, leading to this fantastic insult:Â Helen Lovejoy: You are so blind, even Jesus couldn't heal you! Â I preferred the next line from Tim - "Now Helen, let's not drop the J-bomb" or something similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted January 7, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 (edited) From tonight's C4 ep(Martin is digging in the national park, and uncovers a bone)Martin: A bone? It could be from one of the major Homos! Bart: You're one of the major... Lisa: Forget it!That reminds me of one of my favourite little throwaway lines where the punchline never gets said, but it absolutely had me creasing when I noticed (which was like the fifth time I'd seen the episode). From "hurricane Neddy", when they're showing a clip of his wayward youth and he's beating up his classmates at school - Ned: "I'm Dick Tracy, take that Pruneface!""Now I'm Pruneface, take that Dick Tracy!""Now I'm Prune Tracy, take that..." Teacher: "STOP THAT AT ONCE!"Maybe one for gags you don't clock for ages, but there's a superb one in Arrested Development after Lucille invites Carl Weathers round to eat at a meal she's organising because she notices that Buster is wary that Lucille 2 might be attracted to him. "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" she announces. Now that's fucking writing. Edited January 7, 2012 by gmoney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 (edited) From the episode the other night where Arty Ziff tries to lure Marge away from Homer. At the end her and Homer are in bed and Homer's wearing a thing to convert his snoring in to music that Arty has invented and this happens. I'm still pissing myself about it now. Edited January 7, 2012 by cobra_gordo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 7, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 7, 2012 Â "I'm talkin' DOWN-town!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 "I'm shaving my shoulders, Im getting it all shaved off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 24, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 24, 2012 Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! Â Homer: Ooh, that's bad. Â Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt! Â Homer: That's good. Â Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed. Â Homer: That's bad. Â Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings. Â Homer: That's good! Â Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate. (Homer looks confused) ...That's bad. Â Homer: Can I go now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra1000 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) "schools out, up yours Krabappel!" Â C4 now Edited March 5, 2012 by Cobra1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum1993 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I love this quote from "Mobile Homer" Â Homer: You can't enjoy money when you're dead so why not have fun now!! Marge: Don't you think you've had enough fun? Last year you spent $5,000 on donuts, $2,000 on scalp massages, $500 on body glitter. Homer: Hey, I earned that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump. Marge: Oh, please. From what I hear you waltz in there at 10:30, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around Googling your own name until lunch. Homer: (gasping) Who told you that?! Marge: You shouted it while we were making love!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 5, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) Ah good, this thread's back again  "I'll thank you to stop pinching my Botticelli"    I've seen the episode that's from (the Flying Hellfish) dozens of times, but only got that line last week... Edited March 5, 2012 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jock Knew Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted March 20, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2012 "Stupid horse! It's a deer crossing!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajmcstyles Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 I am Evil HOMER, I AM EVIL HOMER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 20, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 20, 2012 Homer: BERSERK IS RIGHT! Â (after Grampa says he's going to the outhouse) Lisa: Wait a minute, we don't have an outhouse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted March 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 My toolshed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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