Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted September 11, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted September 11, 2013 'So I gave him directions. Even though I didn't actually know the way. Â Â Because that's the kind of guy I am this week.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted September 11, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 11, 2013 'Me so hungy.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 3, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 3, 2013 Me again, sorry, but the Radioactive Man movie episode was on Channel 4 today... Â Bart: Now is the winter of our discontent! Ralph: Oh no! Run! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nexus Posted November 3, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 3, 2013 I was watching the second Herb episode today. Â "I have soiled myself. How embarrassing." Â "This leash demeans the both of us." Â I am surprised that Herb hasn't been wheeled out more, although apparently he does return in like season 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted November 4, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2013 They paid a nice little tribute to Ms Krabappel on the opening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpiritOfTheForest Posted November 4, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2013 That's brilliant that. Heartwarming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TysonSL Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I'm just about to watch the new episode. I wondered if they'd do anything like that. Â While I'm here: Â Lisa walks in on Marge squeezing ketchup packets into a bottle. Â Lisa: "Mom, what are you doing?" Â Marge: "This is how I save money on ketchup and mustard." Â Lisa: "Do you do it with relish?" Â Marge: "No, I'm kinda embarrassed about it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiWri Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 "LIEUTENANT Smash!" "That's right. Lieutenant L.T. Smash." Â - Â "I know you're not a deaf-mute, Mr Simpson. We've been talking for the last 20 minutes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted November 5, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 5, 2013 But it does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "Do not write in this space," he wrote "Okay." Â "Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?" Â Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son. Bart: Not bloody likely. Homer: No, it's true. When I was a boy, I wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage. Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story? Homer: I like stories. Â Bart: Aw, I'm going to miss the whole summer. Homer: Don't worry, boy. When you get a job like me, you'll miss every summer. Â Chief Wiggum: Oh, yes, we won! We won, we won! Uh, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team... we won't be going out for pizza. Â Maude Flanders: By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer. Homer: New job? Marge is pregnant?! NOOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 I watched the episode "I'm with cupid" today and this quote still makes me laugh  Marge: You don't know, what they're saying. Homer: I'm picking it up. "Sala" seems to mean jerk and I think "Manjula" means some kind of spaceship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 6, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 6, 2013 (edited) A newish one, from tonight's C4 episode, 'Wedding For Disaster'. Bart is trying on a tuxedo: Â Bart: Isn't this shirt kinda gay? Clerk: Last time I checked, pirates weren't gay. Homer: How'd you check? Edited November 6, 2013 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 That was on recently, just a classic. Â "Will you still be donating the million dollars sir? No, I'd rather not" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 (edited) Yeah, it was on Channel 4 on Sunday continuing their run of absolute belters recently. I only got round to watching it today, hence the post. The others that were on were 'Bart Sells His Souls' and 'Treehouse of Horror VI'. Â 'Mother Simpson' is on this coming Sunday, which means they'll be no dry eyes by the end Edited November 12, 2013 by KingOfMetal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 'Mother Simpson' is on this coming Sunday, which means they'll be no dry eyes by the end   Every time. Every fucking time.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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