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I was watching the second Herb episode today.

 

"I have soiled myself. How embarrassing."

 

"This leash demeans the both of us."

 

I am surprised that Herb hasn't been wheeled out more, although apparently he does return in like season 20.

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I'm just about to watch the new episode. I wondered if they'd do anything like that.

 

While I'm here:

 

Lisa walks in on Marge squeezing ketchup packets into a bottle.

 

Lisa: "Mom, what are you doing?"

 

Marge: "This is how I save money on ketchup and mustard."

 

Lisa: "Do you do it with relish?"

 

Marge: "No, I'm kinda embarrassed about it."

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But it does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "Do not write in this space," he wrote "Okay."

 

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"Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?"

 

Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.

Bart: Not bloody likely.

Homer: No, it's true. When I was a boy, I wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.

Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?

Homer: I like stories.

 

Bart: Aw, I'm going to miss the whole summer.

Homer: Don't worry, boy. When you get a job like me, you'll miss every summer.

 

Chief Wiggum: Oh, yes, we won! We won, we won! Uh, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team... we won't be going out for pizza.

 

Maude Flanders: By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.

Homer: New job? Marge is pregnant?! NOOOOOOO!

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Yeah, it was on Channel 4 on Sunday continuing their run of absolute belters recently. I only got round to watching it today, hence the post. The others that were on were 'Bart Sells His Souls' and 'Treehouse of Horror VI'.

 

'Mother Simpson' is on this coming Sunday, which means they'll be no dry eyes by the end

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