The UKFF Royal Rumble Lottery 2025

[WeeAl]

1, 24, 25, 26, 27

[Stinky Dad]

2, 8, 17, 22, 29

[Glenryck Pilchards]

Apologies for the delay, I have been in a codeine-infused comatose state for the last week with a trapped nerve in my hip. 

The results are in, firstly this is how each superstar scored this year: 

 

Entrant No	Wrestler	Total
1	Iyo Sky	22
2	Liv Morgan	30
3	Roxanne	63
4	Valkyria	10
5	Chelsea	12
6	Bfab	3
7	Ivy Nile	6
8	Zoey Stark	15
9	Lash Legend	0
10	Bianca Belair	17
11	Shayna Baszler	15
12	Bayley	25
13	Deville	15
14	Maxxine	6
15	Naomi	3
16	Jaida Parker	3
17	Piper Niven	9
18	Natalya	0
19	Jordynne Grace	17
20	Michin	3
21	Alexa Bliss	10
22	Zelina	0
23	Candice leRae	0
24	Stephanie V	0
25	Trish Stratus	13
26	Raquel Rodriguez	6
27	Charlotte	66
28	Giulia	3
29	Nia Jax	70
30	Nikki Bella	18

 

 

Entrant No	Wrestler	Total
1	Rey Mysterio	18
2	Penta	23
3	Gable	3
4	Hayes	5
5	Escobar	3
6	Otis	6
7	Breakker	13
8	IShowSpeed	7
9	Sheamus	0
10	Jimmy Uso	0
11	Andrade	0
12	Jacob Fatu	20
13	Kaiser	-10
14	Miz	0
15	Hendry	10
16	Reigns	30
17	Mcintyre	12
18	Balor	6
19	Nakamura	0
20	Jey Uso	85
21	Styles	3
22	Strowman	10
23	Cena	76
24	Punk	21
25	Rollins	10
26	Dirty Dom	3
27	Zayn	0
28	Priest	10
29	Knight	3
30	Paul	31

 

We start with the Women's Rumble and this year's champion is @Onyx2 with a whopping 187 points and edged out former champs @Callum1993 in second and last year's Men's champ @TildeGuy~! into third place. @Abe_Knuckleball_Schwartz and @Just Some Guy picked up the wooden spoon. 

 

 

Place	Username	Women's Total
1st	Onyx2	187
2nd	Callum1993	179
3rd	TildeGuy!	167
4th	Bellenda Carlisle	154
5th	Merzbow	153
6th	Daaaad!	152
7th	gmoney	146
8th	TibBo	144
9th	rollthedice	143
10th	Grecian	140
11th	The Scarlett Chad	139
11th	The Ratt	139
13th	Harvey Dent	137
14th	Bus Surfer	136
15th	Harry Wiseau	135
16th	simonworden	127
17th	boshealecta	125
18th	Stinky Dad	124
18th	mim731	124
20th	PSF	123
21st	CTXRussomark	122
21st	Fog Dude	122
23rd	SpearCode	116
24th	Vegeta	109
24th	WeeAl	107
26th	Supremo	104
27th	HarmonicGenerator	101
27th	gaz2050	90
29th	RedTwoster	76
30th	Kamran	76
31st	Caveman lynn	75
32nd	air raid	73

33rd	thevestofdeanambrose	71
34th	Devon Malcolm	68
34th	NavigatorFan	68
36th	Tim Healys Chutney Spoon	66
37th	Superbacon	63
38th	Olly1984	62
39th	Glenryck Pilchards	58
40th	DavidB6937	56
40th	reychampion	56
42nd	pol pot rick	53
42nd	The King of Swing	53
42nd	Shane O Mac V2	53
45th	DebbieHardy V2	52
46th	MVP Rulz	50
46th	Flips	50
48th	Sheffbag	49
49th	Shirtie	48
49th	Lion of the Midlands	48
51st	2Extreme lives	47
52nd	The King of Old School	43
53rd	Captain Slackbladder	42
54th	Dr Alan Grant	41
55th	Wretch	38
56th	JLM	31
57th	Bradyisgod22	29
58th	hbk4life	28
58th	Mr Showtime	28
60th	Freddie hartland	26
61st	Abe Knuckleball Schwartz	21
61st	Just Some Guy	21

 

 

On to the Men's Rumble and going from outhouse to penthouse is last year's wooden spoon receipent @Tim Healys Chutney Spoon who scored 185 points to take the top prize. They edged out Abe Knuckleball Schwartz into second who was denied the unique distinction of wooden spoon and champion in the same year. @thevestofdeanambrose picked up third place, while @TibBo was the only entrant to pick up negative points and gets the kitchen utensil. 

 

 

1st	Tim Healys Chutney Spoon	185
2nd	Abe Knuckleball Scwartz	173
3rd	thevestofdeanambrose	158
4th	gaz2050	157
5th	Superbacon	155
6th	CTXRussomark	138
7th	JLM	128
8th	Just Some Guy	127
9th	Sheffbag	125
10th	pol pot rick	124
11th	Shirtie	123
12th	RedTwoster	112
12th	Captain Slackbladder	112
14th	Lion of the Midlands	108
15th	Daaaad!	105
16th	air raid	88
17th	The King of Old School	86
18th	rollthedice	85
18th	Bus Surfer	85
20th	Merzbow	81
21st	PSF	77
22nd	Devon Malcolm	74
23rd	Harvey Dent	68
24th	The Scarlett Chad	66
25th	Olly1984	65
26th	simonworden	64
26th	NavigatorFan	64
28th	Callum1993	62
28th	DebbieHardy V2	62
30th	hbk4life	61
31st	Onyx2	60

31st	Harry Wiseau	60
33rd	Wretch	59
34th	SpearCode	58
35th	Glenryck Pilchards	57
36th	The Ratt	56
37th	Stinky Dad	55
38th	gmoney	53
38th	Kamran	53
40th	WeeAl	52
41st	mim731	51
42nd	Supremo	50
43rd	MVP Rulz	45
44th	Caveman lynn	44
44th	Flips	44
46th	TildeGuy!	41
46th	Grecian	41
48th	Bellenda Carlisle	39
48th	Freddie hartland	39
50th	boshealecta	36
50th	DavidB6937	36
50th	2Extreme lives	36
53rd	Vegeta	35
54th	The King of Swing	28
55th	Mr Showtime	28
56th	Shane O Mac V2	27
57th	HarmonicGenerator	23
58th	reychampion	16
59th	Bradyisgod22	13
60th	Dr Alan Grant	11
61st	Fog Dude	9
62nd	TibBo	-1

 

But the overall champion coming out of left-field is @CTXRussomark! They claimed an overall score of 260, only scoring 3 more points than @Daaaaaad! who finishes in second. @Tim Healys Chutney Spoon gets third and is now only a second place away from making it a grand slam. @Bradyisgod22 is the overall loser of the 2025 Rumble. 

 

 

1st	CTXRussomark	260
2nd	Daaaad!	257
3rd	Tim Healys Chutney Spoon	251
4th	gaz2050	247
4th	Onyx2	247
6th	Callum1993	241
7th	Merzbow	234
8th	thevestofdeanambrose	229
9th	rollthedice	228
10th	Bus Surfer	221
11th	Superbacon	218
12th	TildeGuy!	208
13th	Harvey Dent	205
13th	The Scarlett Chad	205
15th	PSF	200
16th	gmoney	199
17th	Harry Wiseau	195
17th	The Ratt	195
19th	Abe Knuckleball Scwartz	194
20th	Bellenda Carlisle	193
21st	simonworden	191
22nd	RedTwoster	188
23rd	Grecian	181
24th	Stinky Dad	179
25th	pol pot rick	177
26th	mim731	175
27th	Sheffbag	174
27th	SpearCode	174
29th	Shirtie	171
30th	air raid	161
30th	boshealecta	161

32nd	JLM	159
32nd	WeeAl	159
34th	Lion of the Midlands	156
35th	Captain Slackbladder	154
35th	Supremo	154
37th	Just Some Guy	148
38th	Vegeta	144
39th	TibBo	143
40th	Devon Malcolm	142
41st	NavigatorFan	132
42nd	Fog Dude	131
43rd	The King of Old School	129
43rd	Kamran	129
45th	Olly1984	127
46th	HarmonicGenerator	124
47th	Caveman lynn	119
48th	Glenryck Pilchards	115
49th	DebbieHardy V2	114
50th	Wretch	97
51st	MVP Rulz	95
52nd	Flips	94
53rd	DavidB6937	92
54th	hbk4life	89
55th	2Extreme lives	83
56th	The King of Swing	81
57th	Shane O Mac V2	80
58th	reychampion	72
59th	Freddie hartland	65
60th	Mr Showtime	56
61st	Dr Alan Grant	52
62nd	Bradyisgod22	42

 

That is all for this year's Rumble Lottery, let's see if I can be arsed again next year... 

Edited February 7, 2025 by Glenryck Pilchards

[TibBo]

Thanks so much dude! Really appreciate all the hard work that went into this!

[Fog Dude]

1 minute ago, TibBo said:

Thanks so much dude! Really appreciate all the hard work that went into this!

Cheers for keeping me off of last place in the women's Rumble with your minus score!

And thanks to Glenryck for running it again. There was no rush mate, glad to hear you're healthy.

[HarmonicGenerator]

Oof! I saw myself in the top half for the Women’s Rumble and thought I might actually have done okay this year. Nope!

Thank you @Glenryck Pilchards and I hope the codeine has done its job!

[DavidB6937]

Thank you! That was terrible damnit but I refuse to change my numbers now. I'm too far gone.

[CTXRussomark]

I feel like such an illegitimate winner given I didn't even watch the Rumble 

Thanks for doing this again mate, always a highlight!

[Onyx2]

Finally, backing Nia Jax pays off. I await my prize which is no doubt already in the post. 

Amazing effort @Glenryck Pilchards.

[air_raid]

As a Spurs fan, I'm delighted with a top half finish.

[Dr. Alan Grant]

Thank you @Bradyisgod22 for being even worse than me. You’re a champ.

[Just Some Guy]

Nice work @Glenryck Pilchards

Joint bottom of the women's but top ten in the men's. Definitely a game of 2 halves.

[Callum1993]

Great stuff! Always fun. Thanks @Glenryck Pilchards

[Abe_Knuckleball_Schwartz]

Thank you for doing this! 

[Vegeta]

Thank you @Glenryck Pilchards for running this again