Random top 5s

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Top 5 pastas

1. Spaghetti Hoops

2. Alphabeti Spaghetti

3. Mugshot Roast Chicken Flavour

4. John West On The Go French Tuna Pasta Salad

5. Farfalle. 

 

[LaGoosh]

6 minutes ago, Carbomb said:

Not liking the lack of love for ravioli there, Heinz or fancy.

I feel like ravioli has a higher hit/miss rate and lack of versatility in comparison to other pasta shapes but yeah a good ravioli is a special thing indeed. All pasta shapes are great though. Except farfalle which is incredibly average and boring. 

[SuperBacon]

All ignoring a perfectly good pasta thread!

 

[gmoney]

Irons

1. Maiden

2. Any Old

3. Pig

4. Steam

5. Man

 

[Carbomb]

Good work excluding Jeremy, the prick.

[tiger_rick]

Top 5 cheats

1. Champ Manager 93/94 - Manage Tranmere, call yourself Mr Bulgaria. Receive "massive" funds.

2. Sonic 2 - Up, Up, Up, Down, Down, Down...

3. Mortal Kombat - Blood code ABACABB

4. Sims - Unlimited Money

5. Football Manager - Save game. If you lose, kill in task manager (I would never do this).

[Mr_Danger]

6 minutes ago, tiger_rick said:

Top 5 cheats

1. Champ Manager 93/94 - Manage Tranmere, call yourself Mr Bulgaria. Receive "massive" funds.

2. Sonic 2 - Up, Up, Up, Down, Down, Down...

3. Mortal Kombat - Blood code ABACABB

4. Sims - Unlimited Money

5. Football Manager - Save game. If you lose, kill in task manager (I would never do this).

No room for Pep Guardiola on your list?

[tiger_rick]

1 minute ago, Mr_Danger said:

No room for Pep Guardiola on your list?

Him and Nasty Nick are on a different list.

[johnnyboy]

Top Five Rhyming Slang

1. Ruby Murray

2. Richard the Third

3. Apples and Pears

4. Chalfont St Giles

5. Mincey Pies

Translations:

Spoiler

1. Curry

2. Turd

3. Stairs

4. Piles

5. Eyes

 

Edited September 18, 2024 by johnnyboy

[Carbomb]

Top 5 Johnnies

1. johnnyboy

2. Rubber

3. 5

4. B. Goode

5. B. Badd

[HarmonicGenerator]

Top 5 Ricky Gervais jokes:

 

 

 

 

 

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[Bellenda Carlisle]

Top 5 fave arses in women's wrestling 

1 Keira Hogan

2 Nikita Lyons 

3 Toni Storm

4 Gigi Dolin

5 Killer Kelly 

Honourable mention Bayley but i need a ckearer view.

[sivy]

Top 5 Phoenix Night Characters 

1) Kenny Daglish Sr

2) Kenny Jr

3) Ray Von

4) Jerry 

5) Brian 

[TheBurningRed]

Bayley doesn’t need to show it quite like the others. It just stands out as the top arse of arses. My top 5

1) Bayley 

2) Nikkita Lyons

3) Toni Storm

4) Gigi Dolin

5) Anna Jay

Just so we’re not just lusting after women. Best arse in snooker

Mark Selby. Times five. 

Edited September 18, 2024 by TheBurningRed

[FLips]

24 minutes ago, HarmonicGenerator said:

Top 5 Ricky Gervais jokes:

 

 

 

 

 

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Non-existent. Just like God! Eh? Eh? It’s just a joke you can’t be offended.