Random top 5s

[Nexus]

Top 5 wives of Henry VIII:

 

1. Anne Boleyn

2. Catherine of Aragon

3. Jane Seymour

4. Catherine Howard

5. Catherine Parr

 

Fuck off Anne of Cleves you horse. 

[Scratch]

Top 5 Simon Amstel Buzzcocks victims

1) Preston
2) Danny Tourettes
3) Anthony Costa
4) Jermaine Jackson
5) Anthea Turner

[SuperBacon]

Top 5 Tony Soprano goomahs.

1.) Svetlana 

2.) Irina

3.) Gloria

4.) Valentina

5.) Svetlana again

[Frankie Crisp]

Top five Palace goals I’ve seen in person:

1. A side-footer, but the most important goal in our club’s history 

2. Darren Ambrose absolutely twatting it Old Trafford 

3. Andros Townsend absolutely twatting at the new Maine Road

4. Darren Ambrose absolutely twatting it in the most pointless away visit of my life, but it was dead funny 

5. Jordan Ayew turning into Lionel Messi on the most hungover away day of my life. Train got cancelled and I ended up on a sofa

Fully aware that nobody is arsed.

Edited September 17, 2024 by Frankie Crisp

[Just Some Guy]

Top 5 writers that I enjoy

1 Jasper Fforde

2 Gareth L Powell

3 Mick Herron

4 Ian Rankin

5 Martha Wells

[Carbomb]

Top 5 Booker T Championship Counts

1. Five time

2. Five time

3. Five time

4. Five time

5. Five time

[Thefatduck]

Top five restaurants

1. The Fat Duck. - Bray

2. Hand of Flowers - Marlow

3. Adam’s - Birmingham  

4. Smoke - Birmingham  

5. Dinner by Heston. - London

[Thunderplex]

My top 5 swear words.

1.  Arse.

2. Bollocks.

3.  Fuck Off

4.  Shite.

5. Twat.

[sivy]

My top 5 favourite The Shield Seasons

1) 7

2) 5

3) 2

4) 1

5) 6

[Guest]

Bobby Heenan's top 5 entrance songs

2) Real American

1) all the rest 

[deathrey]

Too 5 cheeses

1. Mature cheddar

2. Halloumi

3. Manchego

4. Feta 

5. Wensleydale 

[Mr_Danger]

7 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Top 5 pints

1.) Unexpected pint

2.) First pint of the holiday pint

3.) Roasting hot day pint

4.) Airport pint

5.) Solo pint

 

Funnily enough this is exactly the same order of my top 5 wanks.

[Devon Malcolm]

Top 5 Plants vs Zombies plants.

1) Melon-pult

2) Spikeweed

3) Puff-shroom

4) Jalapeno

5) Threepeater

[Thefatduck]

Walkers Crisps Flavours

1. Roast Chicken

2. Prawn Cocktail

3. Cheese and Onion

4. Ready Salted

5. Worcester Sauce

[SuperBacon]

Top 5 current favourite pics of Uncle Diego.