Random top 5s

[SuperBacon]

Top 5 things I just bought at the shop 

[Devon Malcolm]

I was going to do a top 5 times I nearly burnt my face off standing too close to the oven but narrowing it down would have taken me all day.

[Onyx2]

Top 5 Potato Preparations 

5. Confit 

4. Pommes Anna 

3. Dauphinoise 

2. Chips

1. Roast 

[Gus Mears]

@SuperBacon I can feel the grapes clustering on my arse just looking at that TP.

[SuperBacon]

14 minutes ago, Gus Mears said:

@SuperBacon I can feel the grapes clustering on my arse just looking at that TP.

Yeah it is awful, but they hadn't had their delivery and I cba to go Sainsburys. I'll get some Gus approved stuff tomorrow.

[Gus Mears]

Three-ply or no buy.

 

[Devon Malcolm]

There's an unsubstantiated rumour going round that I buy Cushelle for myself and take the roll out of the bathroom and store it in my wardrobe after I've finished and leave the 2-ply job-lot shit that I buy 200 rolls for 20 quid off Amazon for the kids to use because they use half a roll (at least) every time they go to the fucking bog and it was costing me a fortune. All completely untrue.

Edited September 18, 2024 by Devon Malcolm

[SuperBacon]

18 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

There's an unsubstantiated rumour

That could even be labelled as ply-bel...

...not sorry.

[organizedkaos]

Top 5 sleepwalkings that I have partaken in. I cannot verify the truth of any of these stories due to the lack of being conscious when they occured..

5) Post appendix being cut out nurse found me standing out of my hospital bed trying to rip the drip out of my arm. Nurse didn't much understand what was happening (particularly the fact I appeared not to be feeling pain 24 hours after surgery) and I was not capable of explaining. They took off my admissions bracelet. This seemed to placate me.

4) Parents were clearing up the garden in the evening, it's dark. I appear in the kitchen window like a little ghost child, staring at them yet not much reacting.  This also helped clear up the mystery of why my Dad's study smelt funny

3) Tie. All the times I urinated in the waste paper basket in my Dad's study.

2) Walked up and down a school coach on a motorway somewhere in europe, tried to open bus door to get off. When that failed went and sat on my teacher's lap

1) Exited bunk bed in Prague youth hostel dorm. Walked to foot of stranger's bed. Dropped trousers and began urinating on them. Friend had to stop fight occuring. Whilst this was happening I got into my friends bed and went back to normal sleep. Thrown out of youth hostel

Edited September 18, 2024 by organizedkaos
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[LaGoosh]

Top 5 fight scenes from TV.

1. Mr Inbetween

 

2. Deadwood

3. Boardwalk Empire

4. The Sopranos

5. Barry

 

Edited September 18, 2024 by LaGoosh

[gmoney]

Top 5 RPGs

1: Championship Manager 01/02 (PC)

2: Championship Manager 97/98 (PC)

3: Championship Manager 2 (PC)

4: Football Manager 16 (PC)

5: Football Manager 2007 (PC)

 

[Frankie Crisp]

Top five Girls Aloud members:

1) Kimberley
2) Nadine
3) Nicola
4) Sarah
5) Not that awful racist

[Max Power]

Top Five Mullets

5. Andre Agassi

4. Pat Sharp

3. Jon Bon Jovi

2. Shawn Michaels

1. Chris Waddle

Edited September 18, 2024 by Max Power

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Top 5 Sugababes

1. Siobahn

2. Heidi

3. Keisha

4. Mutya 

5. Amelle 

[Joe Blog]

Top 5 Apes

1. Gorilla 

2. Orangutang

3. Chimpanzee

4. Bonobo 

5. Gibbon