Random top 5s

[RedTwoster]

46 minutes ago, Dr. Alan Grant said:

There haven’t been many contestants I haven’t liked. Even lesser ones like Iain Sterling had their moments. And people I otherwise cannot stand, like Russell Howard, Jenny Eclair, Noel Fielding and David Baddiel, were great on the show.

Top 5 dream contestants

1. David Mitchell (by some margin)

2. Bill Bailey

3. Diane Morgan

4. Vic Reeves

5. Kevin Bridges

Sean Lock would have been amazing on it - he is, and always will be, my dream contestant for this show; obviously an impossible one now. David Mitchell is a great shout, though - and I’d have to imagine he’ll do it at some point.

I’d love to see Limmy do it, but I’d be absolutely stunned if that ever happened. He’d be great, though.

Edited September 22, 2024 by RedTwoster

[wordsfromlee]

David Mitchell has said he’ll never do it because he feels it’ll never live up to the hype. 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

1 hour ago, Dr. Alan Grant said:

There haven’t been many contestants I haven’t liked. Even lesser ones like Iain Sterling had their moments. And people I otherwise cannot stand, like Russell Howard, Jenny Eclair, Noel Fielding and David Baddiel, were great on the show.

Top 5 dream contestants

1. David Mitchell (by some margin)

2. Bill Bailey

3. Diane Morgan

4. Vic Reeves

5. Kevin Bridges

A good list but David Mitchell isn't going to do it unfortunately. The five I would like to see are

1. Sandi Toksvig

2. Brett Goldstein

3. Simon Farnaby

4. Chloe Petts

5. Tommy Tiernan. 

[gmoney]

Historical Taskmaster contestants 

1. Peter Cook

2. Gracie Fields

3. Arthur Askey

4. Harry Houdini 

5. William Shakespeare 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Fictional wizard/witch Taskmaster contestants

1. Gandalf

2. Rincewind

3. Willow Rosenberg

4. Ron Weasley

5. Sabrina

[Carbomb]

31 minutes ago, gmoney said:

Historical Taskmaster contestants 

1. Peter Cook

2. Gracie Fields

3. Arthur Askey

4. Harry Houdini 

5. William Shakespeare 

Replace Houdini with zenith, coked-up-to-the-max Shadow from Gladiators and that wouldn't be far off for me.

[FLips]

Top 5 Worms 

1. Boggy B
2. Spadge
3. Whisk
4. Clanger
5. Maid Marion

Top 5 Worms Weapons

1. Super Sheep
2. Prod
3. Holy Hand Grenade
4. Pneumatic Drill
5. Ninja Rope

[King Coconut]

6 hours ago, FLips said:

Top 5 Worms Weapons

1. Super Sheep
2. Prod
3. Holy Hand Grenade
4. Pneumatic Drill
5. Ninja Rope

Ninja rope is king. You need to play against some real men.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Top 5 places in Lincolnshire that sound like jazz musicians

1. Mavis Enderby

2. Halton Holegate

3. Silk Willoughby 

4. Norton Disney

5. Terrington St. Clements. 

[FLips]

59 minutes ago, King Coconut said:

Ninja rope is king. You need to play against some real men.

Hey it made the Top 5 didn't it! It's not like I put some weak shit like Concrete Donkey in there.

[Carbomb]

1 hour ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

4. Norton Disney

Worst themed anti-virus software ever.

1 hour ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

5. Terrington St. Clements. 

Think that might have been one of Hogan's early gimmicks.

[Devon Malcolm]

Top 5 house pants I've bought from Asda to annoy my kids with and that I wear when I'm putting the bins out to the horror of my son.

1) Elmo

2) Scooby-Doo

3) Cookie Monster

4) Pac-Man

5) Gizmo

[The Gaffer]

Top five people off Big Brother that I deeply fancied as a teenager: 

1. Rachel Rice

2. Anouska Golebiewski

3. Noirin Kelly

4. Orlaith McAllister

5. Kate Lawler 

 

[SuperBacon]

Just now, The Gaffer said:

Top five people off Big Brother that I deeply fancied as a teenager: 

1. Rachel Rice

2. Anouska Golebiewski

3. Noirin Kelly

4. Orlaith McAllister

5. Kate Lawler 

 

Ooooh good one. For me:

1.) Imogen Thomas

2.) Emily (the one who said the racist word, sorry!)

3.) Noirin Kelly

4.) Grace

5.) Faye Palmer

[Statto]

2 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

Top 5 places in Lincolnshire that sound like jazz musicians

5. Terrington St. Clements. 

Believe you're annexing some of our Norfolk land there, Lion...