AEW Saturday Collision

[Statto]

Just realised this puts Nigel on the show with Andrade so we'll have to put up with his annoying pronunciation of "el ee-dough-low".

It was bad enough when it was just a nickname, now it's his actual name. Maybe it's just me it winds up though.

I've never actually been big on Nigel as a commentator in general, whereas I think he's a half decent promo. Ever since I learned about his magic show I've been hoping they'd utilise him as someone's manager who happens to do magic tricks.

[Jazzy G]

2 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

What would you call him?

There are several schools of thought on the matter... 

[Infinity Land]

Andrade isn't coming in completely cold like Punk & Miro. He worked a show in Mexico the other day. He's bulked up and still wearing those crap suit trousers. Him vs. Buddy is still the weirdest booking to me. Two people with no rooting interest

[Infinity Land]

Announced as part of the new 3-person commentary team.

Then during Rampage its said he's only there to call the main event.

And this is his morning.

 

[Guest]

There's some idiot out there saying, "But they know how to fall."

[LaGoosh]

19 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

The theme song will be Elton John - Saturdays Nights Alright.

Ok then.

The card is uninspiring but just having that as the theme makes the show feel like a genuine big deal.

[SuperBacon]

1 minute ago, LaGoosh said:

The card is uninspiring but just having that as the theme makes the show feel like a genuine big deal.

I have to disagree although I can see your point. I feel like it's a really naff choice but it's just my opinion. 

 

[DavidB6937]

Give it a few weeks and it'll change to Candle In The Wind with a black and white montage of Punk's best moments as he's taken his ball and gone home again because someone accidentally stood on his toe.

[Supremo]

Brilliantly fitting that JR will be sporting a massive black eye on the debut episode of AEW Wrong’uns. “Bad fall,” was it, Jim? Chinny reckon. Bet Andrade knocked his block off.

[Guest]

McMahon's getting staffers to research this fly guy John Elton, certain he can tempt him to appear on Raw with Bianca on one arm and Trish on the other.

[FLips]

I heard if you eliminate 20 wrestlers in Slobberknocker mode with Punk you unlock Elton in Fight Forever.

[Callum1993]

4 hours ago, Infinity Land said:

Announced as part of the new 3-person commentary team.

Then during Rampage its said he's only there to call the main event.

And this is his morning.

 

Probably tripped over a Puppy he was trying to drown 

[SuperBacon]

Alright lads, enough piss taking of the 71 year old that fell over, and not for the first time.

[TheScarlettChad]

As long as he stops thirsting over women young enough to be his grand daughter, I'm fine.

[Vamp]

I'm kinda looking forward to fans who have no idea who Elton John is pouring over the lyrics for subtle references to the Punk and Elite situation.

To be honest, I'm starting to think they always intended this to be a B show. They've got the B show commentary team (I love Kevin Kelly but that's what it feels like), a lame card, an unimportant main event, the intro features the champion for a second suggesting he's not going to be there much and if you take Punk off the card you'd think it was the B show.