Keith Houchen Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 37 minutes ago, garynysmon said: I don't think I can take another 'hot take' today about how Rangers should be applauded for last night's display, blissfully ignorant of/ignoring the fact that something like this is so up their fucking street and is a political statement in itself. No different to Celtic's banner. Yeah, I’ve seen a couple of Coventry based Man Utd fans (bit northern for their usual base, I know) saying how Rangers and Man Utd are RESPECT and Liverpool and Celtic are TRAITORS and all that performance bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 15, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 15, 2022 Rangers fans would have had a fucking mural of The Queen if she'd broken her arm or something, the fans are just keeping up with their gimmick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 There’s something going on inside of Westminister Hall. People can barely stand up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 ***LOOK AWAY NOW, CHEST*** Brace yourselves, lads. Someone I follow on Twitter mentioned how we can expect a glut of “Bring the World Cup home for Her Majesty” and “Win it for Lilibet” bullshit for Qatar. England is the dirt worst when it comes to football but it’s going to be even more unbearable now. Awaiting photoshop of the queen handing the trophy to Harry Kaneisatory or whoever the captain is, in the style of Bobby Moore in 66. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted September 15, 2022 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2022 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: ***LOOK AWAY NOW, CHEST*** Brace yourselves, lads. Someone I follow on Twitter mentioned how we can expect a glut of “Bring the World Cup home for Her Majesty” and “Win it for Lilibet” bullshit for Qatar. England is the dirt worst when it comes to football but it’s going to be even more unbearable now. Awaiting photoshop of the queen handing the trophy to Harry Kaneisatory or whoever the captain is, in the style of Bobby Moore in 66. Imagine if a black man scores the winning goal, though. Those Twitter servers are fucked. Edited September 15, 2022 by Frankie Crisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 I hope Raheem Sterling back heels the deciding penalty towards the half way line, rips off his England shirt to reveal a Jamaican Me Crazy spliff shirt and uses his leg as a pretend AK47 to shoot the crowd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockbus2 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 I'm obsessed with the YouTube video for how long the queue is. I've never seen anything as delightfully bonkers as a constantly running video telling you where to queue and how long it's going to take to spend 30 seconds looking at a coffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 15, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 15, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted September 15, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 15, 2022 5 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said: There’s something going on inside of Westminister Hall. People can barely stand up It’s assassins obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Vegas Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 (edited) Rangers fans getting walloped 3 nil at home, having now lost 3 consecutive games, conceding 11 and scoring 0 but their fans are all over social media celebrating their ability to hold up different coloured pieces of paper is the most Rangers thing ever. Didn't love the queen enough for the original Rangers to pay their tax bill did they. Edited September 15, 2022 by Jonny Vegas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted September 16, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2022 I'm enjoying Westminster Hall cricket. It's left-side queue vs right-side queue. On your innings, you get a run for every person who nods the head, four for a shallow bow and six for a deep bow. However, a sign of the cross is bowled, a courtsey is caught, a praying motion is lbw, blowing a kiss is a run out and a salute is a stumping. Two innings per side, but if the game isn't complete by the changing of the guard, it's a draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted September 16, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2022 19 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said: It’s assassins obviously So broken by conspiracy bullshit that "vaccine" is now the go-to explanation of sheeple, and the REAL truthseekers know that there's something else going on. One day they might even loop around to being right. Presumably it's the not exactly shocking news that standing on your feet for hours and hours and hours, whether guarding a box or in a queue to look at a box, isn't great for your health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 1 hour ago, johnnyboy said: Even former professional footballer David Beckham said that it was hurting his back. On the note of Beckham, even though I think it's all silly bollocks, at least he queued like a "normal" person with the plebs, unlike that fucking cunt Schofield who just waltzed in. Sorry to go off topic, but I absolutely despise that prick and could call him a cunt all day. Gopher loving cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 16, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2022 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: Schofield who just waltzed in How did he manage that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamp Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Can't help but think it's a waste not to sell fast pass tickets. You'd make a fortune. Give some of the money to one of their charities. To be honest, it would have been better all round if they'd buried her secretly (granted the royal family probably isn't capable of that anymore) and kept an empty casket on display. It's not like the casket is open. Nobody would know. Means the fake casket could be on display longer. Reduce some of the barmy queues. Anybody who questions how they keep the body from decomposing will be shouted down anyway. Plus the family actually get to have the funeral in private. Took me 2 minutes to think of that. Its taken them bloody forever to come up with a plan that costs money and results in people queuing for 30 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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