Keith Houchen Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 18 minutes ago, PunkStep said: How did he manage that? Mates with Johnson, innit. Selfie pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Vegas Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Vamp said: To be honest, it would have been better all round if they'd buried her secretly (granted the royal family probably isn't capable of that anymore) and kept an empty casket on display. It's not like the casket is open. Nobody would know. Means the fake casket could be on display longer. Reduce some of the barmy queues. Anybody who questions how they keep the body from decomposing will be shouted down anyway. Plus the family actually get to have the funeral in private. I think that is exactly what's happened. I'm not having for one second that they've really paraded her corpse around for the poor people to have a gander. They needed to create a spectacle of national desire and urgency to see her body and have people "pay their respects" to help continue to make any attempts at justifying why we're all continuing to pay towards these cretins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted September 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 17, 2022 Just in time for Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 For the ultimate experience, play them simultaneously on separate inputs to the same TV, so you can Monday Night Wars between the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 12 hours ago, Vamp said: Can't help but think it's a waste not to sell fast pass tickets. You'd make a fortune. Give some of the money to one of their charities. To be honest, it would have been better all round if they'd buried her secretly (granted the royal family probably isn't capable of that anymore) and kept an empty casket on display. It's not like the casket is open. Nobody would know. Means the fake casket could be on display longer. Reduce some of the barmy queues. Anybody who questions how they keep the body from decomposing will be shouted down anyway. Plus the family actually get to have the funeral in private. Took me 2 minutes to think of that. Its taken them bloody forever to come up with a plan that costs money and results in people queuing for 30 hours. I mean, we are not talking mental numbers for this queue, this could have been much more efficient, quicker and accommodated many more people than it has. The fact that the queue has been designed this way is pure 'grief watch' spectacle bullshit. Or as someone on Twitter said, take the coffin along the queue for a bit of a flying visit. Much better. This made me laugh from someone in our group chat yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 17, 2022 8 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said: Just in time for Christmas Maybe we'll finally see the next instalment of Ghost Watch as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 It's going to be hard work, but I reckon I can manage it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Pay £10 for Camilla to flash her left tit NOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 1 hour ago, wordsfromlee said: It's going to be hard work, but I reckon I can manage it If you’re going to Chilli something, at least get the wording right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 13 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: If you’re going to Chilli something, at least get the wording right. If they're going to do a Sean Lock joke, they could at least get the wording right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said: If they're going to do a Sean Lock joke, they could at least get the wording right. Pretty sure he died before the queen and didn’t tweet it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 I used “tug” because I’m highly original and wasn’t sure “wank” would get through the naughty word filter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted September 19, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 19, 2022 12 hours ago, wordsfromlee said: If they're going to do a Sean Lock joke, they could at least get the wording right. The trick isn’t to copy other people’s jokes, it’s to have a couple of really unfunny jokes of your own and post them relentlessly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nexus Posted September 19, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 19, 2022 I've spent the last ten days taking the piss but I am definitely still watching the funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westlondonmist Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 2 hours ago, johnnyboy said: Channel 5 are running The Emoji Movie against the main part of the funeral, which is either deliberately hilarious or brought to us by happy accident of the Channel 5 tombola of schedule filling shite. It's a sad day when the Emoji movie is the best thing on the telly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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