The Queen Is Dead, Long Live The King

[Devon Malcolm]

Maybe a Royal will come and visit him on the cancer ward, that would be nice of them.

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

How long will The Queue be for him? 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

However long the queue is Holly and Phil will still jump it. 

I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone, that's not true, but let's say it is, but wouldn't it be funny if he waited all those years to be king then pegged it after barely a year. Leaving Camilla as Queen step mother hanging around smoking fags around the back of Horse Guards Parade. 

Edited February 6, 2024 by Lion_of_the_Midlands
What the fuck is smiking! Smoking obviously

[Mr_Danger]

10 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

However long the queue is Holly and Phil will still jump it. 

I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone, that's not true, but let's say it is, but wouldn't it be funny if he waited all those years to be king then pegged it after barely a year. Leaving Camilla as Queen step mother hanging around smiking fags around the back of Horse Guards Parade. 

I thought that was William.

[David]

19 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Why on earth would Meghan do this? Hasn’t she hurt that poor family enough?  

Christ, that's a blast from the past. Remember her? And when Americans hilariously thought she was going to be Queen when Hazza got to be King?

[Keith Houchen]

12 minutes ago, David said:

Christ, that's a blast from the past. Remember her? And when Americans hilariously thought she was going to be Queen when Hazza got to be King?

My favourite one was how she was going to be President and be behind an attack that killed everyone above Hazza in the line of succession. Then her and Hazza would rule over the UK and US eventually turning them into one big country. Wonderful 

[SuperBacon]

10 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

My favourite one was how she was going to be President and be behind an attack that killed everyone above Hazza in the line of succession. Then her and Hazza would rule over the UK and US eventually turning them into one big country. Wonderful 

That sounds quite cool. 

[David]

15 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

My favourite one was how she was going to be President and be behind an attack that killed everyone above Hazza in the line of succession. Then her and Hazza would rule over the UK and US eventually turning them into one big country. Wonderful 

Sounds a lot better than most of their ideas for their Netflix deal, actually. 

[Mr_Danger]

4 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

My favourite one was how she was going to be President and be behind an attack that killed everyone above Hazza in the line of succession. Then her and Hazza would rule over the UK and US eventually turning them into one big country. Wonderful 

You’ve either subscribed to Cllr Duane’s Patreon or you’ve sat in on a Kiefer Sutherland show pitch session.

Edited February 6, 2024 by Mr_Danger

[Keith Houchen]

Porky has to be a gimmick, he’s always coming out with mental stuff and always gets booked. What a worker. 

 

[Frankie Crisp]

Everyone knows about Mike Parry, right?

He did this as if it was genuine - trying to up his online presence - but was understandably bubbled for it being a work.

Thank fuck he’s from Chester so he can’t claim he’s one of ours.

[Keith Houchen]

To think, he’s one of the decent Everton fans. 

[Mr_Danger]

Doesn’t think concrete grows on trees so he’s still the lesser of the two Mikes. 

[David]

18 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Porky has to be a gimmick, he’s always coming out with mental stuff and always gets booked. What a worker. 

 

Having to raise some scallywags lad as if he's your own, only for him to fuck off and marry some bird who fancies herself to be an influencer and budding TV star? Maybe Charles is more a "man of the people" than I first thought...

[Keith Houchen]

A true inspiration in these trying times. Carrying the load all on his own. must have given the 40 odd staff some time off and bought them PlayStations . What a guy