wordsfromlee Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Actually, Team America: World Police is alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted December 16, 2021 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 16, 2021 On 12/14/2021 at 10:28 AM, Devon Malcolm said: This thread is about musicals being rubbish. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted December 16, 2021 Moderators Share Posted December 16, 2021 "Rock Star" staring Mark Walberg is deffo a musical 🤘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 53 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: Labyrinth might actually be a musical. It certainly meets the shit criteria. Although that being said I don’t mind the odd musical. Dirty Dancing being a lifelong guilty pleasure despite Swayze’s Johnny being a bit noncey with a young girl called Baby. Dirty Dancing (the film) isn’t a musical, it’s very soundtrack heavy. It’s also shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted December 16, 2021 Moderators Share Posted December 16, 2021 14 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Dirty Dancing (the film) isn’t a musical, it’s very soundtrack heavy. It’s also shit. Not going to lie, I absolutely love Dirty Dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 16, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 16, 2021 Strictly Ballroom is a million times better than Dirty Dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted December 17, 2021 Moderators Share Posted December 17, 2021 5 hours ago, Carbomb said: One does spring to mind: I do like Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. Now, that's in spite of the music, but it's a musical nonetheless. I would be intrigued by a version that cuts out the musical numbers. EDIT: Fucking hell. Better do it myself. It's amazing how as you get older you fucking start to hate Grandpa Joe the workshy, grabbing, Des Lynam looking bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted December 17, 2021 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2021 They are doing a Willy Wonka prequel with Timotei Chalet in the lead and it can fuck off because Paul King chose to direct it rather than Paddington 3. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted December 17, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: They are doing a Willy Wonka prequel with Timotei Chalet in the lead and it can fuck off because Paul King chose to direct it rather than Paddington 3. Cunt. This intersects beautifully with the "Things you know will be shit" thread. A prequel, I ask you. 7 minutes ago, PowerButchi said: It's amazing how as you get older you fucking start to hate Grandpa Joe the workshy, grabbing, Des Lynam looking bastard. Given how much trouble he had getting out of bed, I dread to think what the toilet set-up must be. They must be swimming in tods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted December 17, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2021 3 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:  Fine. Dirty Dancing is shit for being set in the 60’s but featuring music from the 80’s. Stick to the time ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted December 17, 2021 Moderators Share Posted December 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Carbomb said: This intersects beautifully with the "Things you know will be shit" thread. A prequel, I ask you. Given how much trouble he had getting out of bed, I dread to think what the toilet set-up must be. They must be swimming in tods. He was quick enough to stop his pensioner orgy when he got a free bus trip out. And he nearly fucked it up for Charlie. Although Charlie was a drip. Me, I'm all about Veruca Salt. Her dad was Roy Kinnear and Roy Kinnear was ace.  In fact the ending should have been Willy Wonka giving Roy Kinnear the factory and telling him to stay away from horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted December 17, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2021 I'm sure I read that Patrick Swayze wanted "She's like the Wind" on the soundtrack of everything he was in during the 80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted December 17, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, wordsfromlee said: Actually, Team America: World Police is alright. If we’ve established one scene can make a film into a musical, does that mean Team America can be considered a porno? Edited December 17, 2021 by air_raid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 6 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said: Fine. Dirty Dancing is shit for being set in the 60’s but featuring music from the 80’s. Stick to the time ffs. In the Dirty Dancing Universe they don’t hear the contemporary music, that’s for the kids at home and it’s all the better for it. She’s Like the Wind is a banger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 7 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:  Paul King chose to direct it rather than Paddington 3. Cunt. That’s, what his heart, yearns for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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