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3 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

There was a leaked phone call where Kevin Owens told Sami he was banging Titus O’Neil and Sami had some pretty unsavoury remarks.

I'll mention it again, but when he and Super Dragon were over for a show in 2005 I believe it was. I had the misfortune of spending the day with them whilst all they did was joke about "raping chicks"

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On 7/7/2026 at 6:59 PM, d-d-d-dAz said:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DagCsjTh4qQ/?igsh=MXMweTNzZDFoeDhxZQ==

In case anyone was wondering, yes, Sami is turning it into the most interesting, compelling thing on the show. What a performer.

I don't want to validate WWE's shitty booking, but Sami is so good this could be the best thing that's ever happened to him. It could be better than being a midcard cuck champion whilst the big lads headline Summerslam.

As good as this is, it's made even better by the Chicago fans reaction, and Zayn reacting in kind. Should have kept it in. 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2037936280155104

 

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18 hours ago, Supremo said:

It’s far from the end of the World. I’m actually buzzing we’re finally getting Cody vs. Punk, and I’m happy they’re doing it now rather than wasting it on Blood Money Mania.

I think we all know fine well the biggest cheque in wrestling history for one-off matches is getting waved at Rock and Austin for that Mania.

I don’t see a world where Rock v Cody or Roman isn’t main eventing one night (they’ll probably triple threat it for a laugh) with Austin v Punk the other.

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1 hour ago, FUM said:

I think we all know fine well the biggest cheque in wrestling history for one-off matches is getting waved at Rock and Austin for that Mania.

I don’t see a world where Rock v Cody or Roman isn’t main eventing one night (they’ll probably triple threat it for a laugh) with Austin v Punk the other.

That fat lad they got to pretend to be Yokozuna during the first Saudi Super Rumble is probably due another pay day as well. 

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What the fuck were they playing at having that long entrance from the outside instead of the massive pop of the music hitting?! 

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13 minutes ago, AshC said:

What the fuck were they playing at having that long entrance from the outside instead of the massive pop of the music hitting?! 

They seem to like that sort of thing. They did it for a Jericho return once and I always hated it.

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I have to imagine they thought they'd get a double pop out of it. I did think it was hilarious they had Aldis say he was "in the building" and yet we had to see him come from outside the building. 

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9 minutes ago, mim731 said:

I have to imagine they thought they'd get a double pop out of it. I did think it was hilarious they had Aldis say he was "in the building" and yet we had to see him come from outside the building. 

In his pants. It was so weird. Our options are a) he got dressed in the dressing room then popped outside for that or b) he got the call, got dressed at home and either walked in or his ma dropped him off.

Just really daft.

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6 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

In his pants. It was so weird. Our options are a) he got dressed in the dressing room then popped outside for that or b) he got the call, got dressed at home and either walked in or his ma dropped him off.

Just really daft.

I like the idea he forgot his kickpads and had to nip home for them. 

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43 minutes ago, TheScarlettChad said:

He definitely got an Uber to the arena in his gear 

As long as the company sent it for him. He's not a fan or sorting his own travel. 

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Triple H doing nothing to silence the haters who say he’s only got three original ideas. Lyra Valkyria heel turn? Dress her up to be Crazy Nikki Cross.

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Season 4 of Unreal, with Abyss asking Triple H how they plan on addressing the massive elephant in the room, with all these pesky fans refusing to have fun and rightly questioning why Oba Femi even won the King of the Ring if he was just going to abandon the Title shot like an idiot.

”Script Oba to say he gave it up because he knew Brock would cost him the match, anyway.”

Dreadful. Man’s supposed to be the unstoppable monster! He shouldn’t give a fuck who interferes! Imagine Goldberg saying, “actually, I don’t want to fight Hogan for the belt. I reckon the nWo might run in.”

It was bad enough writing themselves into a corner, but if that was the best they had to counter the criticism they shouldn’t have even bothered. The (top!) chat in the Smackers thread is how pro-wrestling is at its best when you listen to fans and then tweak and adapt your story for the better. Pro-wrestling at its worse, this. An illogical mess to begin with, now with extra shit lobbed on top to try and make it work and shut these bloody fans up.

Worse still, seeing the lay of the land and knowing how they book, I still suspect Oba will come out of Summerslam with the belt. Oba can beat Brock in the opener, Roman can beat Seth (obv), and then just as the credits come up they can hit Oba’s music for him to have the match he earned.

It’s not how I’d do it, this whole thing is a muddled mess and winning in that cheeky Money in the Bank way always undermines a babyface’s Title victory, but knowing how they book? And knowing how this can be used to protect Roman? Wouldn’t shock me at all.

Not that Roman needs much protecting. The way they’re scripting this Roman/Seth thing, by the time Summerslam rolls around Roman will be like Homer Simpson when he becomes the biggest man in the world, covered in gold (14 karat gold!). Even by Seth’s standards, where we all know he’s a pathetic yes man who’ll agree to anything the Fed ask of him, that closing promo was on a completely different level. Roman absolutely mugging him off, with Seth essentially going, “agreed, you are the best, I am a complete whopper.” It’s no wonder he’s the leader of the Pay Cut Posse. Genuinely wouldn’t put it past Roman to make mention of it in the weeks to come.

”At Summerslam I only need to give fifty percent, because we all know that’s good enough for you.”

“Agreed.”

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29 minutes ago, Supremo said:

”At Summerslam I only need to give fifty percent, because we all know that’s good enough for you.”

“Agreed.”

You missed a "BITCH!" there for a cheap shockface.

Would it really hurt to drop something different here or there? Show you really hate each other damnit!

"You are a visionary! You are a revolutionary! You are SETH CUNTFACE ROLLINS!"

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