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Looking forward to @JNLister's concise and accurate summation of the 2,000 page Brexit deal. Government statement:

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"Everything that the British public was promised during the 2016 referendum and in the general election last year is delivered by this deal."

"We have taken back control of our money, borders, laws, trade and our fishing waters

"The deal is fantastic news for families and businesses in every part of the UK.

"We have signed the first free trade agreement based on zero tariffs and zero quotas that has ever been achieved with the EU.

"The deal is the biggest bilateral trade deal signed by either side, covering trade worth £668bn in 2019.

"The deal also guarantees that we are no longer in the lunar pull of the EU, we are not bound by EU rules, there is no role for the European Court of Justice and all of our key red lines about returning sovereignty have been achieved.

"It means that we will have full political and economic independence on 1st January 2021."

"A points-based immigration system will put us in full control of who enters the UK and free movement will end.

"We have delivered this great deal for the entire United Kingdom in record time, and under extremely challenging conditions, which protects the integrity of our internal market and Northern Ireland’s place within it.

"We have got Brexit done and we can now take full advantage of the fantastic opportunities available to us as an independent trading nation, striking trade deals with other partners around the world."

EVERYTHING the British public was promised. EVERYTHING.

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54 minutes ago, Onyx2 said:

Looking forward to @JNLister's concise and accurate summation of the 2,000 page Brexit deal. Government statement:

EVERYTHING the British public was promised. EVERYTHING.

YES! £350m quid a week to the NHS. It's a Christmas miracle

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What have we got to trade now? Wasn't most of our trade based on allowing our trading partners access to the EU? 

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8 hours ago, Onyx2 said:

Looking forward to @JNLister's concise and accurate summation of the 2,000 page Brexit deal. Government statement:

EVERYTHING the British public was promised. EVERYTHING.

Did you expect any better? Now, while the EU is the most anti left wing thing in the world, I voted to stay in it. As despite they loved privatisation and creating a financial race to the bottom for skilled workers from member countries (British workers dropped their wages as a skilled worker from the east would take far less. They've both been fucked over), and anti Union legislation (which would have sorted the previous point), I couldn't let the right have the narrative. And I can't trust this deal. 

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1 hour ago, Chest Rockwell said:

"Whilst I feel my comments have been taken out of context, I do offer my sincere apologies for any offence they may have caused"

🤣 I'd love him to try to explain what context makes it ok..

I'd love for you to use a bigger font. 

That article is gold from head to pot noodle stained toe. The bit that made me laugh was "Claims to have an honorary doctorate in business administration" What a claim. 

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What strikes me about poverty porn cunts is how they always blame and go after the mothers. It’s never dads in pot noodle stained trackies is it? Or how mums at food banks have their hair and nails done so maybe they should prioritise better. Patriarchal shagging cunts. 

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5 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

I'd love for you to use a bigger font. 

That article is gold from head to pot noodle stained toe. The bit that made me laugh was "Claims to have an honorary doctorate in business administration" What a claim. 

Sounds like something a cunt would claim. 

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9 hours ago, Boycie said:

Chirk is 3 miles from me. That's my constituency he's in. I assume our MP Simon Baynes is his dad.

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