Paid Members Gus Mears 2,964 Posted June 6, 2019 Author Paid Members Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 Other people's young children. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Loki 3,057 Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 Christ yes. Ooh, hold my baby! Â No thanks, love, I don't know where it's been. Â Plus it smells. We're ever so proud of little Timmy, he's very intelligent and is walking everywhere on his own now? Yes, but he also shits right on your carpet at least once a week, so. Basically, until your child can hold a conversation or take a beating on Mario Kart they're of absolutely no interest to me. Â You can deduce from the fact I've not had any children, that I don't like children. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SuperBacon 8,008 Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Gus Mears said: Other people's young children. The first time I called a 4 year old a little prick in the park was so liberating. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members PunkStep 6,068 Posted June 6, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 Oh man, I don't like other people's kids and there is nothing more satisfying than other people's kids acting up. That smug feeling, when on that particular occasion your kids are behaving, is the best. Especially when it's your sister-in-law's kids. Yes yes yes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RIDDUM_N_STYLE 384 Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 England in an international tournament semi final Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators PowerButchi 7,680 Posted June 6, 2019 Moderators Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 Comic book and superhero films. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lord-Mountevans 257 Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 1, The Eurovision Song Contest. 2, Visiting family you do not like (especially when you can't escape until other people have had enough). 3, Comic Relief. 4, The new Football season, when your club has very bad owners. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators PowerButchi 7,680 Posted June 7, 2019 Moderators Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) The intelligence of someone that says "lacksadaisy" for lackadaisical. Or even worse ny old boss on the doors about 15 years who said "lacksy go lucky" Edited June 7, 2019 by PowerButchi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lord-Mountevans 257 Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 On 6/6/2019 at 3:28 PM, Lord-Mountevans said: I would be surprised if the "WWE Saudi Shitshow" did not live up to it's name. "Now i'm not the kind of guy to say, I told you so...But i told you so!" *copyright Mr.Perfect* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Devon Malcolm 14,293 Posted June 7, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 15 minutes ago, Lord-Mountevans said: "Now i'm not the kind of guy to say, I told you so...But i told you so!" *copyright Mr.Perfect* "This week's jackpot was shared by 451,098 people, each winning £4.56 each." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lord-Mountevans 257 Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 20 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: "This week's jackpot was shared by 451,098 people, each winning £4.56 each." I still turned a profit! I am claiming victory on my prediction. The show on paper should have at least been "passable", but was indeed "shit". The only match that floated my boat was Balor v Andrade. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators neil 2,088 Posted June 7, 2019 Moderators Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 The personality of someone who pronounces "says" like "sayes" rather than "sez". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Gus Mears 2,964 Posted June 8, 2019 Author Paid Members Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) Along the same lines, anyone who says "methinks". Edited June 8, 2019 by Gus Mears Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hallicks 971 Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 "A league of their own: European Road trip." I only ever saw adverts, but I knew. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members scratchdj 2,565 Posted June 8, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) On 6/6/2019 at 3:53 PM, Hannibal Scorch said: you on crack? A least weddings lead to a sit down meal, speeches, a buffet and a shit DJ. Oh and loads of booze. Most christenings I have had to endure have had a buffet but not often a bar. But then you do have the time factor.... Christenings though, much more boring Weddings have more people at them than Christenings, and other people are generally shit, so I dread weddings. I hate weddings so much that I often feel remorse from inviting people to my own 9 years ago. Edited June 8, 2019 by scratchdj Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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