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You're just trying to change the subject because people are saying your Wild Bill show looks crap 

I am honestly fucking dreading Christmas night, Flash. Really am. Every Christmas I get asked - by her whole fucking family - "How can you not like Mrs Brown's Boys (x4)? It's brilliant! He's hilar

Other people's young children.

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Christ yes.

Ooh, hold my baby!  No thanks, love, I don't know where it's been.  Plus it smells.

We're ever so proud of little Timmy, he's very intelligent and is walking everywhere on his own now?

Yes, but he also shits right on your carpet at least once a week, so.

Basically, until your child can hold a conversation or take a beating on Mario Kart they're of absolutely no interest to me.  You can deduce from the fact I've not had any children, that I don't like children.

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Oh man, I don't like other people's kids and there is nothing more satisfying than other people's kids acting up. That smug feeling, when on that particular occasion your kids are behaving, is the best. Especially when it's your sister-in-law's kids. Yes yes yes.

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The intelligence of someone that says "lacksadaisy" for lackadaisical. 

Or even worse ny old boss on the doors about 15 years who said "lacksy go lucky" 

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15 minutes ago, Lord-Mountevans said:

"Now i'm not the kind of guy to say, I told you so...But i told you so!" :D

*copyright Mr.Perfect*

"This week's jackpot was shared by 451,098 people, each winning £4.56 each."

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20 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

"This week's jackpot was shared by 451,098 people, each winning £4.56 each."

I still turned a profit! 

I am claiming victory on my prediction. The show on paper should have at least been "passable", but was indeed "shit". 

The only match that floated my boat was Balor v Andrade. 

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On 6/6/2019 at 3:53 PM, Hannibal Scorch said:

you on crack? A least weddings lead to a sit down meal, speeches, a buffet and a shit DJ. Oh and loads of booze. Most christenings I have had to endure have had a buffet but not often a bar. But then you do have the time factor.... Christenings though, much more boring

Weddings have more people at them than Christenings, and other people are generally shit, so I dread weddings. I hate weddings so much that I often feel remorse from inviting people to my own 9 years ago.

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