Things that you know will be shit

[CavemanLynn]

3 hours ago, Dead Mike said:

 

Disappointed when I noticed it was a play & not a straight to video Taken rip-off. 

 

I blame wrestling for the fact my brain reads Gaynor Faye Nation. It's a similar problem I have with Gareth Southgate Badger.

[chokeout]

On 5/19/2021 at 6:10 PM, SuperBacon said:

Fucking hell.

"Four British lads who became meme sensations have announced they are selling their original viral image in an NFT auction with a reserve price set at £1million."

 

 

 

Poor lads don't seem to have selfawareness 

Edited May 21, 2021 by chokeout

[garynysmon]

[Chest Rockwell]

6 minutes ago, chokeout said:

"Four British lads who became meme sensations have announced they are selling their original viral image in an NFT auction with a reserve price set at £1million."

 

 

 

Poor lads don't seem to have selfawareness 

To be fair I don't think anyone understands NFTs.

[wordsfromlee]

[Surf Digby]

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To be fair I don't think anyone understands NFTs.

I think I understand what they are, but if I'm right, then I really don't understand why they are,

 

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HOG ROAST
sandwich

They couldn't make that look more shit if they tried. It's like when Amy Winehouse's dad fancied himself as a celebrity, swanning about like some pound shop knock-off Paul Shane.

Edited May 21, 2021 by Nostalgia Nonce
James Cordon, obviously. The cunt.

[Arch Stanton]

1 hour ago, wordsfromlee said:

Hahaha, I bet BIG FELLAS nightclub is a great night out. 

[Devon Malcolm]

Someone needs to have the heart to tell them that Big Fellas Nightclub sounds like the name of a Dead or Alive album.

[air_raid]

As soon as I heard ads that they’d changed (“improved”) Coke Zero, I knew it would be ruined. Just tried it and sure enough it tastes more like an overuse of Aspartame and less like Coke. The game’s gone, Clive.

[Surf Digby]

Diet Coke has always been the insipid step-sibling of proper red-can Coke. 

Go classic or go thirsty. 

[SuperBacon]

2 minutes ago, johnnyboy said:

I doubt it's possible to consume Coke Classic in the same quantities that I consume DC without being dead inside a week.

#RIPSpursRiot

[SuperBacon]

17 minutes ago, johnnyboy said:

That was Pepsi Max wasn't it?  Early days of lockdown I had to swap over for a few shopping trips due to Diet Coke being in constraint.  Dark fucking days indeed.

Yep. He went to the Max too hard.

[air_raid]

2 hours ago, johnnyboy said:

Does it have even more of an aftertaste now?  Diet Coke 4 lyfe.

 

1 hour ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

Diet Coke has always been the insipid step-sibling of proper red-can Coke. 

Go classic or go thirsty. 

I always thought Diet tasted nasty but Zero tasted like Coke but less sweet. Now I doubt I’ll be able to distinguish them.

[Frankie Crisp]

[Jazzy G]

 

Now hear me out. I love War Of The Worlds. My mum had it on vinyl when I was a kid, and we listened to it loads, but when they did the "New generation" version with Neeson mumbling his way through the Richard Burton parts and Ricky from off of out of Kaiser Chiefs as David Essex along with the bloody Dubstep Heat Ray it really turned me off, although Maverick Sabre (whoever that is) wasn't awful as the Parson. He was still no Phil Lynott, though. I'm sure it'd be a heck of a visual spectacle in person, but Chorley's own Kevin from Liberty X and not Faye from Steps doesn't really have me champing at the to get tickets. 

Edited May 29, 2021 by jazzygeofferz