Keith Houchen Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Gus Mears said: Then again, we're about ten years removed from Ding being billed as 'Pot Noodle'. Incredible. In the ultra progressive world of 90s local darts, a Caribbean gentleman was affectionately known behind his back as “Spear Chucker” Quote
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 17, 2023 Paid Members Posted April 17, 2023 Some cunts been throwing turmeric all over the show Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted April 17, 2023 Paid Members Posted April 17, 2023 (edited) THE THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN ON A SNOOKER TABLE. Edit - they've got one poor fucker out there with a Henry Hoover trying to sort this out. No way play is resuming tonight. Edited April 17, 2023 by Gus Mears Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted April 17, 2023 Members Posted April 17, 2023 I see @Fatty Facesitter found a way to attend. Quote
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted April 17, 2023 Paid Members Posted April 17, 2023 Some people just really hate what Big Baize is doing to the planet. Quote
Paid Members hallicks Posted April 17, 2023 Paid Members Posted April 17, 2023 Couldn’t even get his t-shirt facing the hard cam properly. “Just” what, is he a Nike advert? Bloke needs to learn to work Quote
WyattSheepMask Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: THE THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN ON A SNOOKER TABLE. Edit - they've got one poor fucker out there with a Henry Hoover trying to sort this out. No way play is resuming tonight. To quote a Sean Lock bit, “that’s sort of like turning up at the scene of an Earthquake with a dust pan & brush. In all seriousness though, extremely slow reactions from the security. Luckily it wasn’t some nutter with a weapon Edited April 17, 2023 by WyattSheepMask Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted April 17, 2023 Members Posted April 17, 2023 Not even a full size Henry ffs. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 I was wondering if there’s a player called Doyle so I could make a Just Stop Doyle gag as it’s the kind of shite Just Stop Oil would do. Lo and fucking behold. Quote
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted April 17, 2023 Paid Members Posted April 17, 2023 (edited) Love that shout of “Oh you prick!”. I’m not a fan of watching Milkins, but you don’t have to go and ruin the baize so he can’t play. You simply don’t watch the match. Where were these lot when Ebdon was clogging up the tables. Edited April 17, 2023 by TheBurningRed Not to be a double post wanker Quote
LEGIT Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 I'd publicly machine gun them while everyone points and laughs Quote
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted April 17, 2023 Author Paid Members Posted April 17, 2023 Missed all this commotion as it took place while I was driving home. Bloke almost twists his ankle when he gets on the table. Also, made contact with the red with a bodypart so that’s an immediate four points to Perry as it was about to be his turn. Not to turn this into a thing about which sports have a moral high ground because you could argue none of them can really claim it. But snooker? Really? Incredulous heretics that should be castrated. Unless of course it was a protest about the change of colour of the Crucible carpet, in which case I support the cause, though red paint should have been used for extra emphasis. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted April 17, 2023 Members Posted April 17, 2023 10 minutes ago, LEGIT said: I'd publicly machine gun them while everyone points and laughs Is everything ok? Quote
LEGIT Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Is everything ok? Pm me Quote
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