Guest Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 You're saying Ann's a double agent for McVities? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted March 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2023 I think it's an incredible marketing tool to be honest. I haven't thought about Tunnocks this much... ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavemanLynn Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 On 2/24/2023 at 7:52 AM, Harry Wiseau said: On the subject of Tunnocks, if you leave a comment on their "Contact us" section of their website then you may receive something in the post in the following days.... I've not seen anything online backing this up as a 'campaign' of any sort, so how did you find out about this? Was it really just a weird dream and an email?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted March 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2023 I gave one box of the Teacakes to my Dad and I got the "Ooohhh, I haven't had these for years!" Rang him earlier to do his weekly online shop and he's requested another box! Ann knows what's she's doing. The sly, old foxy stoat that she is.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted March 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2023 'Harry Wiseau' is Ann. My package is on its way, the gig's not up yet boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Silky Kisser said: I gave one box of the Teacakes to my Dad and I got the "Ooohhh, I haven't had these for years!" Rang him earlier to do his weekly online shop and he's requested another box! Ann knows what's she's doing. The sly, old foxy stoat that she is.  I bought a box of teacakes yesterday even though I've never been all that fond of them. Had one and thought "Yeah I'm still not that fond of them". Ann deserves a raise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cousin Jim Bob Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 Have enquired about where to buy Tunnocks Dark Chocolate Wafers as I have just moved house and can't find any locally at new address. Fingers crossed!  I'd like to think barely anyone ever used that Contact Us section so Ann is made up she has replies and her bosses see the good work she is doing. On the other hand maybe the UKFF are collectively about to get Ann fired for sending us all freebies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted March 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2023 I'd be absolutely fucking fuming at the extra work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 That's why Ann gets to work in a chocolatey paradise and you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 40 minutes ago, gmoney said: I'd be absolutely fucking fuming at the extra work.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Wiseau Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 2 hours ago, CavemanLynn said: I've not seen anything online backing this up as a 'campaign' of any sort, so how did you find out about this? Was it really just a weird dream and an email?? I used to go on the Tunnocks website at work years ago to play the silly games but then a couple of years ago saw the Contact Us part, I didn't fill it in at first but one day after a few drinks for some reason my mind went to Tunnocks, I made up a story about a dream and a few days later a hat arrived. I mentioned it to a couple of people at work in the coming weeks who then got stuff then forgot about it for a long time, after seeing Tunnocks mentioned here I told someone else in the different section I work in, he got the caramels and the tea towel and I thought "I know of some people who would like this."Â Â I wasn't expecting everyone that's ever posted here to hassle poor Ann with some kind of crazy contact form bukkake, what have I done? Â But yeah, I'm not an undercover disgruntled ex Tunnocks worker or anything. Â I'm just glad I waited until Ralphy disappeared again before mentioning it. Â Â AND you know what really gets me? EVERYONE I've mentioned it to has had edibles in the post, I got a hat! You can't eat a hat!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cousin Jim Bob Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 Many thanks for your interest in our delicious Dark Chocolate Caramel Wafers you can purchase  from  ASDA  /   SAINSBURYS SUPERSTORE   Sometimes we have to make the decision to hold back on production as our Milk variant is much  more popular with buyers   Buyers from all he major supermarkets decide what to order and where to place products, also down to shelf space if none available please check with the store manager.   THE CANNY SCOT  based at Gretna Green do on line ordering,             Sorry we do not have online ordering  I will put packet in the post with compliments   Please do not hesitate to contact myself should you require any further assistance.  Best Wishes Ann   Yeeeeessssss!!!!  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick James Posted March 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2023 Ah bollocks, opened my emails to see the name, got excited, carried on reading and realised I read it wrong. My wait continues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 ANN WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TEACAKES!!!!!???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTXRussomark Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 This definitely isn't a new thing - the office manager from an old job wrote to Tunnocks at least 10 years ago enquiring about not being able to find dark chocolate teacakes in the shops anymore (after one of the execs was raving about them after a board meeting) and within a week an entire HAMPER of them turned up to the office unannounced. We couldn't believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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