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10 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

Lotus Biscoff is fucking Tory Malted Milk. A complete fucking sham that can fuck off back under whatever rock it crawled out from. Without a doubt 30p Lee troughs down the Biscoff as he watches his playlist of favourite public hangings from around the world. 

 

10 hours ago, FelatioLips said:

Ice cold take. Malted Milk and Biscoff aren’t even close to the same. 

See when I saw Lions post, I got what he meant, but understand those in the pocket of Big Biscoff. Biscoff’s are Tory biscuits. They are regarded as the best by many people, but they promise this amazing experience and completely underdeliver in the taste department.
 

The Tory moniker is apt because people keep buying into their hype and purchase them despite the fact there are better alternatives, they just don’t want to accept they got fooled into this belief.

The malted milk comparison is wrong though. Except the shape, they are nothing alike, but comparison wise I would say they are more like a ginger nut in terms of giving off a mid to decent flavour. Not to overpowering, but enough for it to be tasted. But yeah, Tory Biscuit along with Gold Bars and 85% and above Dark Chocolate Bars.

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2 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

Gold Bars are Tory? They’re a pov biscuit. Iceland stock them ffs.

Iceland also sell Lobster and Prawn Rings at Christmas, their fresh fruit is much more expensive than Asda and they currently have a Snickers ice cream bar, the size of two Vinnettas for £8.50. 

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Just now, Hannibal Scorch said:

Iceland also sell Lobster and Prawn Rings at Christmas, their fresh fruit is much more expensive than Asda and they currently have a Snickers ice cream bar, the size of two Vinnettas for £8.50. 

Wait, are you saying Iceland is for Tories? Because that feels like a reach. 

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3 minutes ago, mim731 said:

Wait, are you saying Iceland is for Tories? Because that feels like a reach. 

Not at all, just pointing out the stupidity in the statement in the first place because you can find Gold Bars there (as you can most places). Waitrose and M&S are Tory Supermarkets though

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25 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said:

The only stupidity in statements that needs pointing out is the one about Gold bars being Tory. 

Suggesting something isn't Tory because Icelands stock it is pretty ridiculous though. In the 80's if your pack lunch had a Gold bar rather then a Rocky, Penguin, Club or own brand choc biscuit, you were a tory. Sorry if this is how you find out you've been eating a tory biscuit this entire time, you tory.

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I think Soapdish is taking this anti Tory persona up to new levels tbh. Lobster=Tory. Iceland Lobster=Council House Christmas. Gold bar costs about a quid,  is wood chip biscuit and covered in cheap shitty caramel chocolate is a snack of the working class irrespective of political allegiance. 

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