Keith Houchen Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: Nobody's doing a malted milk spread, are they. Much to Ralphys chagrin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I’d finger a jar of malted milk spread. Finger it real good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: I’d finger a jar of malted milk spread. Finger it real good. Some things go without saying, Mr. Cheese In The Microwave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 10 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: Lotus Biscoff is fucking Tory Malted Milk. A complete fucking sham that can fuck off back under whatever rock it crawled out from. Without a doubt 30p Lee troughs down the Biscoff as he watches his playlist of favourite public hangings from around the world.  10 hours ago, FelatioLips said: Ice cold take. Malted Milk and Biscoff aren’t even close to the same. See when I saw Lions post, I got what he meant, but understand those in the pocket of Big Biscoff. Biscoff’s are Tory biscuits. They are regarded as the best by many people, but they promise this amazing experience and completely underdeliver in the taste department.  The Tory moniker is apt because people keep buying into their hype and purchase them despite the fact there are better alternatives, they just don’t want to accept they got fooled into this belief. The malted milk comparison is wrong though. Except the shape, they are nothing alike, but comparison wise I would say they are more like a ginger nut in terms of giving off a mid to decent flavour. Not to overpowering, but enough for it to be tasted. But yeah, Tory Biscuit along with Gold Bars and 85% and above Dark Chocolate Bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Gold Bars are Tory? They’re a pov biscuit. Iceland stock them ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 These are some of the worst biscuit/chocolate bar opinions we've ever had...and we've had Ralphy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Mr_Danger said: Gold Bars are Tory? They’re a pov biscuit. Iceland stock them ffs. Iceland also sell Lobster and Prawn Rings at Christmas, their fresh fruit is much more expensive than Asda and they currently have a Snickers ice cream bar, the size of two Vinnettas for £8.50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 Just now, Hannibal Scorch said: Iceland also sell Lobster and Prawn Rings at Christmas, their fresh fruit is much more expensive than Asda and they currently have a Snickers ice cream bar, the size of two Vinnettas for £8.50. Wait, are you saying Iceland is for Tories? Because that feels like a reach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, mim731 said: Wait, are you saying Iceland is for Tories? Because that feels like a reach. Not at all, just pointing out the stupidity in the statement in the first place because you can find Gold Bars there (as you can most places). Waitrose and M&S are Tory Supermarkets though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 The only stupidity in statements that needs pointing out is the one about Gold bars being Tory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 25 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said: The only stupidity in statements that needs pointing out is the one about Gold bars being Tory. Suggesting something isn't Tory because Icelands stock it is pretty ridiculous though. In the 80's if your pack lunch had a Gold bar rather then a Rocky, Penguin, Club or own brand choc biscuit, you were a tory. Sorry if this is how you find out you've been eating a tory biscuit this entire time, you tory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jesse Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 You do know they're not made of actual gold, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 I think Soapdish is taking this anti Tory persona up to new levels tbh. Lobster=Tory. Iceland Lobster=Council House Christmas. Gold bar costs about a quid,  is wood chip biscuit and covered in cheap shitty caramel chocolate is a snack of the working class irrespective of political allegiance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted February 10, 2023 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 A big shout out to the lads from Tunnocks. Have got back into the teacakes recently, along with wafers a 1-2 punch we haven't seen the likes of since Billie Jean and Beat It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 19 minutes ago, Jesse said: You do know they're not made of actual gold, right? Next you will be telling me that the Penguin is made of chocolate and biscuit and not Emperor's and Rockhopper's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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