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My theory is that Marty hasnt had sex since the 1990s, and due to CTE I dont believe he remembers ever doing it. Hence why he talks like Davey 3 Dicks, a fake online persona from an AOL chat, who talks about shagging everyone.

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At the For The Love Of Wrestling convention in April, he got in to the ring for a Q&A. Before the first question was asked he proclaimed, “To all the ladies, I’ll be in room 202, so yeah, just come up and see me after”.

I later found out that an older lesbian couple did apparently go back to his hotel room, to hang out with him and ’party’ but denied him to made sex. I bet he was like a Jack Russell, grinding a table leg, begging for a flash of a tit.

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Good to see Marty still gunning for Worst Bloke in Wrestling. A title race which effectively ended in 2007. He'll always be a top four finish. 

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On 12/20/2019 at 4:12 PM, TheBurningRed said:

Good thread on the year in wrestling. Part 2 is also up. Some stuff I forgot about from earlier this year. Including Tommy Dreamers confession of his plan of a murder suicide at Wrestlemania 17.

I might as well drop Part 3 off too. Have a nice cup of coffee to hand, because this quarter was packed.

 

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3 hours ago, King Pitcos said:

And that they don’t listen to fans.

Well they obviously do listen to fans, it just  requires hijacking every show and shitting all over the product before anyone listens 

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