Paid Members gmoney Posted August 8, 2019 Paid Members Posted August 8, 2019 What size serving of chips is that? Micro? Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted August 8, 2019 Members Posted August 8, 2019 19 minutes ago, gmoney said: What size serving of chips is that? Micro? Was gonna say that’s a very small portion. I’m hoping he ate some before he posted the picture. Quote
Paid Members BigJag Posted August 9, 2019 Paid Members Posted August 9, 2019 Have those chips been lightly battered? As they do in the West Midlands. Quote
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted August 9, 2019 Paid Members Posted August 9, 2019 @BigJag Fuck yes, best chips in the world! @gmoney That was a small cone, 70p. Ordering a small portion of chips makes me feel less guilty about skipping the gym. Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 9, 2019 Moderators Posted August 9, 2019 I wish more places around my way did a small chips portion. As long time readers will know my chippy refuses to sell kids portions to adults. Quote
Paid Members gmoney Posted August 9, 2019 Paid Members Posted August 9, 2019 The small portion in my local chippy is about a kilo. Quote
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted August 9, 2019 Paid Members Posted August 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said: I wish more places around my way did a small chips portion. As long time readers will know my chippy refuses to sell kids portions to adults. I have had to order my Nan an OAP cod and chips meal on occasion. She died in 1991 Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted August 9, 2019 Members Posted August 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said: I wish more places around my way did a small chips portion. As long time readers will know my chippy refuses to sell kids portions to adults. So a child has to order the chips to get them? They won’t sell a children’s meal to you? Chip Nazis Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 9, 2019 Moderators Posted August 9, 2019 I don't know how strictly it is enforced, but the guy is a grumpy sod anyway so I don't want to risk angering him because it's a great and very conveniently located chippy. I have once fraudulently ordered a child portion as part of my order over the phone and I wasn't questioned when collecting it. I think it would be different and much more suspicious though if the only portion of chips ordered was a child portion with a large adult fish. Quote
Merzbow Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 At least you know you'll be getting the purest white fish. Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 15, 2019 Moderators Posted August 15, 2019 Named by whom? Quote
Moderators PowerButchi Posted August 15, 2019 Moderators Posted August 15, 2019 A good chippy doesn't have a website. Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 15, 2019 Moderators Posted August 15, 2019 That's best fish and chips chains. I would think that the best chippies aren't chains either. Quote
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted August 15, 2019 Paid Members Posted August 15, 2019 I'm calling bollocks that fucking London has one of the best chippies in the UK. Proper bullshit. Quote
Jonny Vegas Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 On the subject of arsey chippy owners there's a chippy called The Frying Scotsman where I used to live about 10 years ago in Glasgow and I've only ever known the owner to employ female staff. I don't know if it's because he speaks to them like shit the majority of the time and feels he may be less likely to get away with speaking to people who weren't teenage girls like that. Anyway, any time I or anyone else would order a large bag of chips he would shout..."a large bag feeds a family of four" from the back. I don't know why but he always seems pissed off to sell large bags. Firstly, it definitely wouldn't unless they had particularly small appetites. Secondly, on more than one occasion I've said "oh in that case i'll need two large bags please". Quote
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