stewdogg Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, Gay as FOOK said: I've ended up on a live stream of the K league. They've got mannequins in the crowd, in what might be the single creepiest thing I've seen so far in this weird new world. I believe they are actually autons, being controlled by the nestene consciousness via 5G masts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 They're piping in crowd noise, too, which I'm finding far more preferable to  the constant squeaky boot noises and low volume pitter patter of playing instructions. Seriously, the presentation greatly benefits from it, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 38 minutes ago, PunkStep said: You should've seen that smarmy cunt Geoff Shreeves on Sunday Supplement this morning. His biggest complaint about it? "The celebrations were a bit lame'. Fuck off Geoff, you Ricky Gervais caricature-looking prat. You're watching Sunday Supplement. No sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted May 17, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2020 43 minutes ago, Gay as FOOK said: I've ended up on a live stream of the K league. They've got mannequins in the crowd, in what might be the single creepiest thing I've seen so far in this weird new world. I wonder if they bothered to clean the cum out of them first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Zero fucks given. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Mountevans Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 5 hours ago, gmoney said: I wonder if they bothered to clean the cum out of them first? Top RHS one appears to be a specialist on getting a tune out of the Pink Oboe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted May 17, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2020 On 5/16/2020 at 12:34 PM, JNLister said: Via @jonworth on Twitter:  From Fark.com  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted May 18, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2020 20 hours ago, gmoney said: I wonder if they bothered to clean the cum out of them first?  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrodyGraham Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 I was watching the highlights of the Dortmund game and I was thinking if football had a Brock Lesnar, it's Haaland. Purely from the freakishly suited genetics and obvious talent, it just struck me as a fitting parallel. Those interviews suggest that I was more right than I knew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 It would be Owen Hargreaves. Only shows up for about a quarter of the season but comes out with a wonderful performance once he’s there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted May 19, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 19, 2020 Hargreaves said during the Cologne game on Sunday that he thought VAR would have returned a quicker result with there being no fans in. Struggled to get my head around that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted May 19, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 19, 2020 I take it he made no effort to explain that theory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted May 19, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 19, 2020 4 hours ago, PunkStep said: I take it he made no effort to explain that theory? Nah. In fairness, I think he realised it made no sense straight away and waffled about something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 This is wonderful. I suppose Bin Laden IS the worst fan of all time. (Jerry Springer at Spurs running him close) Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 A two part documentary called Especial 20 anos Futbol de Primera has popped up on Netflix, looking back at the programme Futbol de Primera, and has lots of sexy Argentine footage and sexy football shirts dating back to the mid 80's. It is obviously fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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