zep81 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 6 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: You know how people think Harry and Meghan are decent people? Â Â Â They went onto serve Chicken Nuggets and Fish Sticks instead.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Probably didn't want the prick slobbering all over the vol-au-vents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfoote Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted May 21, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 21, 2019 (edited) Fuckhead's restaurant chain has collapsed, which I'd be delighted about if it wasn't for the raft of people who will now be unemployed. Shit restaurants with shit food that cost a shit load of money. Edited May 21, 2019 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted May 21, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 21, 2019 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: Fuckhead's restaurant chain has collapsed, which I'd be delighted about if it wasn't for the raft of people who will now be unemployed. Shit restaurants with shit food that cost a shit load of money. This is the problem, that and the suppliers who have shit out. It's never good news. Doesn't stop thousands of people replying "Good. Twat" all over social media. I only went once. Food was OK. Was only Pizza like. Service was shit. They were desperate not to let us into their empty upstairs bit, despite there being about 15 of us, we had to beg for a Pizza menu - in a fucking Italian - and the main waiter was an arrogant little shit too. I'm gutted for all those unemployed, except him. Edited May 21, 2019 by tiger_rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 As long as we can all get our share of ethically sourced super healthy competitively priced petrol station food. The cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 21, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 21, 2019 Well know that seems to be an inarguably dick move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 I don't feel pity for anyone who chooses to work for him. Have some self respect, there's always wanking for pennies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted May 13, 2021 Moderators Share Posted May 13, 2021 I happened to have the TV on in the background as I was working today. There is a channel in the US called "Tastemade" and they show Jamie's 15 Minute Meals. It's been a long long time since I've seen this cunt on TV so I watched one. Fuck me he is awful ain't he. For something based around making meals fast he don't half slow it down by using more words than he really needs, calling everything "bad boys", "plonk them right in", "add a wodge of", everything is described as beautiful, and for some reason he called basil "Mr Basil", seemed like he was going for a faulty towers reference but cocked it up. Just say what the recipe is for fucks sake. And whats with how he serves this shite up? Here's your chicken curry and rice served up on the side of an old shed...how the fuck you supposed to divvy that up to your family? Why not just put it on plates? This shitfest is topped with with the constant playing of Buffalo Stance which is just a dreadfully shit song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted May 13, 2021 Moderators Share Posted May 13, 2021 Oh another thing, here he is saying "40g of cheese" he then goes on to say "a builders mug of couscous". You fucking what mate? If you're going to be throwing out grams at least be consistent with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted May 13, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 13, 2021 11 minutes ago, neil said: Here's your chicken curry and rice served up on the side of an old shed 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 (edited) You forgot to drown everything in olive oil. Does he cook anything and not pour olive oil all over it once its dished up?! My mum who barely speaks English refers to him as the olive oil guy. Edited May 13, 2021 by deathrey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted May 14, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2021 9 hours ago, neil said: This shitfest is topped with with the constant playing of Buffalo Stance which is just a dreadfully shit song. I agree with everything you said except this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Buffalo Stance is a great song ruined by association with Jamie Oliver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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