Slapnut Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Genuine question, what pleasure do you get out of giving a rimjob? Ā Is it the knowledge that the recipient is enjoying it, or something more? Ā I saw a thread on Reddit recently where loads of people confessed their love to administering a nice arse lick and I just can't grasp how it could possibly be enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted June 29, 2016 Moderators Share Posted June 29, 2016 Can Malb's Anal Exploits have it's own thread please? Can't be sifting through threads looking for these nuggets, no pun intended. Ā You can just go to him as a user and check his latest posts. In fact I believe you can subscribe to someone's posts on the board so it notifies you when they've made new content. Ā You can get the full branquey anal digest (pun intended). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted June 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2016 Genuine question, what pleasure do you get out of giving a rimjob? Ā Is it the knowledge that the recipient is enjoying it, or something more? Ā Ā Just lick an arse & find out for yourself. Where's your sense of adventure? Live a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted June 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2016 (edited) Ā Ā Is it the knowledge that the recipient is enjoying it, or something more? Ā Ā Ā Yes, you reach a whole new plane of transcendental, bat-cave related pleasure. You and the hole become a whole hole. Ā Scott, have you every thought about that whole vaccination thing, you know, where you get a bit of the disease and become immune? What it's telling me is that youĀ need to huff more arse than ever before and you'll develop some kind of anal invulnerability. Edited June 29, 2016 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted June 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2016 Genuine question, what pleasure do you get out of giving a rimjob? Ā Is it the knowledge that the recipient is enjoying it, or something more? Ā I'll be honest, Kickbags, I've no fucking idea. Maybe coz it's taboo? I have had a thing for it since I was a kid. My mate Hazel reckons it's something to do with me not being potty trained properly, which is preposterous because I'm not our Stevey Justice. I know how to plop. I think it stemmed from Euro 88. My mate Paul O Connors' da was in Stuttgart, and we ransacked his parents room looking for something and we found a stack of Razzles. There was a sallow skinned woman with jet black hair, presenting herself like a panda, pulling her cheeks apart and I thought it looked inviting. More so than the pink part. But I'm not gay. Unless it were Miriam Rivera. So yeah, blame Stuttgart. Ā I'm not into ladies bleaching their sunburst flag either. Like there's no bullseye? Does that make sense? It just might as well be a slightly clenched palm I'm looking at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 It's the final frontier, that's the appeal of the anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Ā Genuine question, what pleasure do you get out of giving a rimjob? Ā Is it the knowledge that the recipient is enjoying it, or something more? Ā I'll be honest, Kickbags, I've no fucking idea. Maybe coz it's taboo? I have had a thing for it since I was a kid. My mate Hazel reckons it's something to do with me not being potty trained properly, which is preposterous because I'm not our Stevey Justice. I know how to plop. I think it stemmed from Euro 88. My mate Paul O Connors' da was in Stuttgart, and we ransacked his parents room looking for something and we found a stack of Razzles. There was a sallow skinned woman with jet black hair, presenting herself like a panda, pulling her cheeks apart and I thought it looked inviting. More so than the pink part. But I'm not gay. Unless it were Miriam Rivera. So yeah, blame Stuttgart. Ā I'm not into ladies bleaching their sunburst flag either. Like there's no bullseye? Does that make sense? It just might as well be a slightly clenched palm I'm looking at Ā Ā I don't actually think there's a better explanation than that. Ā If you like it, you just....do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted June 30, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 30, 2016 See, deep down I am a sensitive soul and have just never really seen the appeal in cracking open the chutney for a dip. Ā I think it's the poo, or the threat of poo. I've not had shit all over me since morning number six in freshers week, when my innards resembled Lyle's Black Treacle. I want to keep it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I climbed Mount Snowdon yesterday, I can barely move today. I think I will spend most the day on the sofa watching TV, I have no idea what to watch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I climbed Mount Snowdon yesterday, I can barely move today. I think I will spend most the day on the sofa watching TV, I have no idea what to watch.... Touching the Void? Alive? Cliffhanger? Ā I climbed Snowdon. Thought it was a harder climb than Nevis to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Genuine question, what pleasure do you get out of giving a rimjob? Is it the knowledge that the recipient is enjoying it, or something more? Ā I saw a thread on Reddit recently where loads of people confessed their love to administering a nice arse lick and I just can't grasp how it could possibly be enjoyable. It is the knowledge that the recipient is enjoying it absolutely. If you know you're driving someone fucking mental by licking their arse, it quickly becomes the greatest thing in the world. Ā When the wife goes for a bath before bed, you know you're onto a winner. You can literally hear me punching the air on the sofa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 3, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2016 (edited) I climbed Mount Snowdon yesterday, I can barely move today. I think I will spend most the day on the sofa watching TV, I have no idea what to watch.... Haven't climbed Snowdon, but I've trekked all over Snowdonia on a few occasions. Poxy D of E award. Living on pitta bread and jam for a week, carrying a rucksack as heavy as fuck with sheep trespassing into our tent to eat our provisions- spent every passing minute wishing I was at home watching Friends with a doner kebab and chips. Yet I still loved it and went back year after year. Edited July 3, 2016 by PunkStep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I'm sure I should feel some sense of accomplishment but I don't, I just feel tired and achey. My friends want to do it again next year, I don't think I'll be joining them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Done Snowdon and a few of the lakes harder climbs, certainly takes it out of you, mind the trek up to bleanau Ffestiniog hydro electric dam is worth it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I love the smell of a lady's sweaty bottom. It must be the pheromones. Or I'm a dirty bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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