Paid Members Surf Digby Posted June 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 22, 2016 Pam and Tommy Lee was the first one I can think of, as that was being offered around before I had access to the internet. Â There is an earlier one with Pam and Bret Michaels, but I didn't know about that until a few years later. Â The earliest one I know of featuring a celebrity when they actually were a celebrity (so not the Marilyn Monroe or Jayne Mansfield stag films) is Jimi Hendrix. I've not even seen a clip of that one, but the curiosity factor is immense. It must be like a hardcore, non-parody Austin Powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted June 22, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 22, 2016 Isn't the Marilyn one actually not Marilyn? I think it was Candy Barr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted June 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 22, 2016 There's two that have been bouncing around for years that aren't her, but there's one that's in the hands of a private collector that was authenticated as her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 23, 2016 Moderators Share Posted June 23, 2016 Keeley Hazell can handle a dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted June 23, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 23, 2016 I was gutted when the Meg White porno was confirmed as fake. Looks an awful lot like her mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted June 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2016 So I have a really sore throat and look like hammered plop today and have to go to the doctor this afternoon. The other night I gave the missus an Arnold (Rimmer). It's no coincidence that every time I do that, I get sick.I'm afraid of the badge now, I really am and it's not fucking fair. I have to go to the doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Branquey, please stop licking your wife's bumhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted June 29, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2016 Yes, don't make us stage a rimtervention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted June 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2016 What are you going to say at the GP's exactly Scott? You're evidently more of a man than me, because I don't think I could ever look Dr. Rupani in the eye and say "well I was tonguing my wife's arse-hole last night and now I have the lurgie". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted June 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2016 (edited) I'm just going to have to be honest with the doctor. Or have him look first and if he asks, I'll tell him out straight coz then he'll know what kind of antibiotics I'll need. But I've been googling it here, gents; "Rimjob Strep Throat" and apparently it's a common thing because strep bacteria resides in the oul upturned mushroom. I'm done now though. That's twice in six months my immune system has buckled under this carry on... Edited June 29, 2016 by Scott Malbranque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted June 29, 2016 Moderators Share Posted June 29, 2016 Upon googling did it detail any good preventative cleaning measures you can take? Â The Malbranque I know would never give up on an anus so easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted June 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2016 (edited) I agree with Chest, I think you need to think about the ramifications of your bunger abstinence for the board and indeed, wider Western civilisation. Edited June 29, 2016 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted June 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2016 I know, Chest! I'm really having a mare lately! Shy of swishing methylated spirits/paint thinner in my mouth post Arnie, I can't find anything on the interweb that can help me. Suggesting she use some Ajax or Cillit Bang down there would result in my getting a jab in the mouth. Maybe I should buy Dettol soap or that industrial orange soap my granny would have that smelt like shoe polish, and just leave it on the tray in the shower. How do porn stars do it all the time? Surely they don't be walking around with gastroentritis and strep/mono every time the camera stops rolling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 (edited) Can Malb's Anal Exploits have it's own thread please? Can't be sifting through threads looking for these nuggets, no pun intended. Edited June 29, 2016 by cobra_gordo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted June 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2016 (edited) Sorry DP. No pun intended. Obviously intended. Edited June 29, 2016 by Scott Malbranque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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