Moderators PowerButchi Posted July 7, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 7, 2016 Ask him why he's been so shit for the past 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Ricky is a huge animal lover so he scores points with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Ask him if he loves animals so much, why did he make Karl Pilkington eat live ones on idiot abroad while he did his faked laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 7, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 7, 2016 Because he's a stupid sneering shithead. Ask him why he's a stupid sneering shithead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 7, 2016 It's gotta be Paul Heyman all day long, hasn't it? Given how much he's worshipped by fanboys, he actually seems quite humble. He's not self-absorbed like Gervais is. I'd imagine listening to Heyman for an hour answering questions would be much more interesting that Ricky Gervais. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 7, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 7, 2016 Jump at him and make a screeching bird noise, see how he likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Tickets were half the price for Ricky, with a film chucked in as well. I would've chosen Gervais all day long anyway. I'm going to ask him if he's fallen out with Stephen Merchant. The excitement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 7, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 7, 2016 (edited) In more nutter news, I never normally venture up the western end of Wall Street during the work day, but I had to get my phone screen fixed, and that meant repeatedly wandering past the Lyndon LaRuche fanclub. Good tip for shutting them up — telling them that they were covering up the death of LaRuche, who died in 2013. As far as I know, he's still alive, but that really confused them. ADDED — I want to move to a different office. There are the two biggest (dead, thank god) cockroaches hanging out in the corridor, they've been there all week. Also, I just want to the toilet, looked down, and there was the unmistakable sight of jizz floating on the surface. Fuck. Off. Edited July 7, 2016 by Sergio Mendacious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 8, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 8, 2016 ADDED — I want to move to a different office. There are the two biggest (dead, thank god) cockroaches hanging out in the corridor, they've been there all week. Also, I just want to the toilet, looked down, and there was the unmistakable sight of jizz floating on the surface. Fuck. Off. It's not just your office. Last Monday I went to the loo for my afternoon dump and found that someone had painted the town brown on the floor. Not even like they had missed the bowl slightly with the edge of a log. Just a massive, honking, horse sized pile of excrement, eyeballing me. Whoever was responsible for that had certainly eaten their Shredded West that morning. Haven't gone at work since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 8, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 8, 2016 When the water at my old company was off for repairs one day, we had a deal with the hotel next door to use their facilities. Apparently, the blokes were really sensible about it, going over to the hotel and politely using their bogs. The women, however, just want to the toilets in our building, until the dry bowls were heaving with shit and the cleaners refused to go in there, so they had to scout around for less discerning cleaners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 8, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 8, 2016 That's Dilbert level work. Yes, because the cleaners were the problem with that story, not the mentalists shitting into what was essentially a porcelain cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 (edited) Got an attack of the payday mentals and booked Stockholm-Helsinki-Copenhagen round trip for an absolute steal. I was initially going to go to Copenhagen-Gothenburg-Helsinki but it coughed up shit flight times, connection nonsense etc that was all avoided by going Stockholm. Everything is direct, everything is late into the morning, lovely. It's for a week in November so 2 nights in each city more or less. Probably going to wait a few weeks to book hostels. I'm going by myself too and chalking it up as an experimental writing trip in my head (I have mates but they're going to Asia in August which I couldn't get time off for and this is my way of matching it I guess, plus I enjoy travelling alone). So yeah. Always wanted to do Scandinavia so I'm stoked to be knocking three capitals out of the park. I'm expecting ludicrous prices, gorgeous sights, moody overcast, initially reserved locals and plenty of getting pissed . Anyone any experience or tips for these places? Edited July 8, 2016 by Gay as FOOK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Dude Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Always wanted to do Scandinavia so I'm stoked to be knocking three capitals out of the park. Helsinki is not a Scandinavian capital, but it is a Nordic one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MungoChutney Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Always wanted to do Scandinavia so I'm stoked to be knocking three capitals out of the park. Helsinki is not a Scandinavian capital, but it is a Nordic one. It's the capital city of Finland, I doubt anyone cares about anything over and above that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Always wanted to do Scandinavia so I'm stoked to be knocking three capitals out of the park. Helsinki is not a Scandinavian capital, but it is a Nordic one. Finland not considered Scandiland? Genuinely had no idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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