#EATCLEAN

[Sergio Mendacious]

 

Kerry Katonas chocolate covered prawn ring

 

***KENNETH WILLIAMS OVERLOAD***

 

 

[Maverick]

Their hot and spicy chicken strips are pretty awesome

[Chest Rockwell]

That gif is fantastic.

[Keith Houchen]

See, I thought of Branquefurter before Kenneth. I should be worried by that.

[Rey_Piste]

Last night I had a ghost chilli curry that I bought in Iceland. it wasn't actually that bad, the spiciness smacks you in the gob to begin with, but it didn't escalate and it was actually less hot than a Patak's madras sauce.

[RIDDUM_N_STYLE]

Last night for tea I mixed together a pack of wholegrain pilau rice (the 2 minute microwave variety), some pre cooked chicken (the cheap stuff that has that odd salty smell when you open it), sweet chilli sauce and some grated cheese in a bowl with some bread on the side and it was bloody tasty

[Harry Wiseau]

I know this thread hasn't been updated for a while and there are tomatoes involved somewhere in the process so it might not technically quality but I've been doing a lot of research and if it's (tinned) spaghetti Bolognese on toast you're after then the sainsburys one is the one you want. Branston comes a distant second* then Morrison's, maybe asda, Heinz and tesco can just go fuck themselves, but the sainsburys tinned spag bol is a thing of beauty. Tin of that, three slices of thick white, fuckload of butter, cup of tea...you could serve that on Christmas day and nobody would go home disappointed.

 

*lidl used to do a fine tinned spag bol but since my research started its disappeared from the shelves, it was a worthy second place

[Undefeated Steak]

Blimey, haven't had tinned spag bol in years. That's lunch sorted tomorrow. Speaking of tinned foods, Princes do a cracking tinned curry. Not usually a fan of cheaper meats but I'll happily eat that every night of the week.

[Mr_Danger]

Whack a bit of manly tinned steak in between some girly sandwich thins and add some cheese then throw it in the brevill. Like a pasty but not.

[PowerButchi]

The Lazy Kettle on Gledrid services just between Chirk and Oswestry travelling to Wales from Shrewsbury is the best greasy spoon ever. It's permanently full of fat truckers soyou know the food is of the highest possible standard and quantity. Here's their menu - 

 

 

Now that's a proper fucking eatery. Shove your Five Gays and Paedo John's Pizza. 

Edited February 17, 2016 by PowerButchi

[Chest Rockwell]

Set menu, no variations?

 

Fuck that.

 

I'll have a small breakfast with an extra one of everything, please.

[PowerButchi]

Of course there's no variations! No smiles from the old women working there either. It's what a proper eatery should be.

[Gus Mears]

Was the tea strong enough to grow you a spare set of balls? Was it served in a polystyrene cup?

[Onyx2]

They charge more to takeaway? Do you just sit open-mouthed under the urn?

Edited February 17, 2016 by Onyx2

[Sergio Mendacious]

I'm having a proper shite day, I would kill for a proper breakfast sandwich, with runny eggs and proper bacon and sausage. And a proper cup of fucking tea. My parents are going to Oswestry for the day (my dad might have a six-month contract starting there), I'm going to force them to go to this travel caff and live stream them having a big breakfast.