King of Hamptons Posted July 24, 2015 Posted July 24, 2015 I eat Baked beans cold out of the can..... Quote
Moderators neil Posted July 24, 2015 Moderators Posted July 24, 2015 Just a heads up, the Fray Bentos Chicken Balti Half Time Pie is only 10p at B&M. Stock up your fallout shelter while you can. I thought it was strange that it had "Half Time" in the name so I googled it and died laughing at the FOOTIE design on it. Quote
Paid Members DEF Posted July 29, 2015 Paid Members Posted July 29, 2015 So my wife bought one of them new fangled Nutri Bullet smoothie blender. Now the gist is you wack all kinds healthy nonsense like fruit and vegetables into it and in seconds you have a revolting drink. A normal man would be put off by this appliance. Not me though, I found a way to drink chocolate fudge cake. #EATCLEAN Quote
Mr_Danger Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 When I got my 3 in 1 food processor to make the baby nutritious home made baby food the first thing i did was make Oreo milkshakes. The second and third were Snickers and Kinder Beuno ones. Quote
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted July 29, 2015 Paid Members Posted July 29, 2015 So my wife bought one of them new fangled Nutri Bullet smoothie blender. Now the gist is you wack all kinds healthy nonsense like fruit and vegetables into it and in seconds you have a revolting drink. A normal man would be put off by this appliance. Not me though, I found a way to drink chocolate fudge cake. #EATCLEAN Winnner! Quote
Paid Members DEF Posted July 29, 2015 Paid Members Posted July 29, 2015 The chocolate fudge cake smoothie has got me thinking. I want to drink a cheese burger. Maybe a kebab. This thing would blend the crap out of it so its plausible. However where I stumble is I need something wet as an ingredient. With the cake you just use milk or vodka or whatever but I think I need something more specific to make a cheeseburger drink work. For a pizza drink I'm thinking tinned tomatoes would make it work. Any suggestions? Infact any mental drinks I'm for. Throw it out there and I might give it a crack. #EATCLEAN Quote
Slapnut Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Use your own spit. You're already off the "fucking disgusting" scale, surely you can't possibly be making it any worse. Quote
Mr_Danger Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 For a cheeseburger you wanna go with a bbq sauce or maybe a cheese sauce. KFC Boneless Banquet with the gravy is a fat boy must if you're looking to push the unhealthy envelope. Quote
Paid Members DEF Posted July 29, 2015 Paid Members Posted July 29, 2015 Use your own spit. You're already off the "fucking disgusting" scale, surely you can't possibly be making it any worse. Dude that's not cool. Really gross. Serious suggestions only. I'm doing important work here. Gravy? That's not a bad idea. But might just turn it into a faggot. Whilst not a bad thing in itself I want to try and maintain its cheese burger quality. Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 29, 2015 Paid Members Posted July 29, 2015 Quick question: What would be #EATDIRTY? Quote
Paid Members DEF Posted July 29, 2015 Paid Members Posted July 29, 2015 For a cheeseburger you wanna go with a bbq sauce or maybe a cheese sauce. KFC Boneless Banquet with the gravy is a fat boy must if you're looking to push the unhealthy envelope. Cheese sauce is a good call. That might do it if it wasn't to dominant. RE - #EATDIRTY I assume tree hugging hippy hamster food like a salad or whatever. Quote
Paid Members ElCece Posted July 29, 2015 Paid Members Posted July 29, 2015 A cheese sauce with some bbq sauce sauce, a small amount of tomato sauce and possibly some beef stock Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 29, 2015 Paid Members Posted July 29, 2015 Just stick some beef dripping and a bit of lard in. Should do it. Quote
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted July 29, 2015 Paid Members Posted July 29, 2015 I eat Baked beans cold out of the can..... Me too Quote
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