#EATCLEAN

[SuperBacon]

14 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Must point out I haven't tried the ketchup thing*, I was attempting a comparison to the salad cream thing above which garnered no controversy despite sounding even more horrendous.

(*will definitely try the ketchup thing)

In a strange way I think salad cream is the ONLY condiment that goes with a crisp sandwich.

I like most sauces but ketchup in one sounds absolutely grim I'm afraid.

[deathrey]

I think all sauces need to stay far away from crisp sandwiches. Why would you add something to make the crisps potentially soggy?! Butter and crisps only. I'm a crisp sandwich purist.

[Onyx2]

34 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

the tonal shift between the soft bread and then the sharp shards of crisps

That is exactly what I'm after. 

I am legit having this for dinner now. 

Edited February 14, 2025 by Onyx2

[SuperBacon]

8 minutes ago, deathrey said:

I think all sauces need to stay far away from crisp sandwiches. Why would you add something to make the crisps potentially soggy?! Butter and crisps only. I'm a crisp sandwich purist.

Calm down d-d-d-deathrey

Yeah agree, but if there was a sauce added it'd be salad cream

[deathrey]

The mix in textures is what it's all about. It's what makes a great dish in my opinion. A mix in texture or a mix in temperature like hot apple crumble served with ice cream, it's top tier food.

Edited February 14, 2025 by deathrey

[Shirtie]

My Mum when we were kids usd a to make a dish called Chicken Crisp 

 

She would combine the cold chicken from the Sundays roast with a can of Campbells soup, Peas Sweetcorn from a can,Onion Then she would top it with Massive bag of ready salted crisps, which she had slightly crushed and bake it.. it was amazing.  

Edited February 14, 2025 by Shirtie

[d-d-d-dAz]

22 minutes ago, deathrey said:

I think all sauces need to stay far away from crisp sandwiches. Why would you add something to make the crisps potentially soggy?! Butter and crisps only. I'm a crisp sandwich purist.

Agree.

13 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Calm down d-d-d-deathrey

Yeah agree, but if there was a sauce added it'd be salad cream

Agree, even with the salad cream point. Salad cream is probably the outlier to my general rule, as if I'm at my dad's house - he's a salad cream ultra - ill have it on a cheese sandwich or with chips for old times sake.

[Onyx2]

Happy valentines folks. 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

36 minutes ago, Onyx2 said:

Happy valentines folks. 

Crisps sandwich not made with white bread. Bring back downvotes. 

[d-d-d-dAz]

KFC is shite.

But, my issue with shite like KFC is... I can make it feel worthwhile, if I do have to eat there, through sheer volume.

Fillet tower burger, 7 mini fillets, 1 piece, 6 hot wings, popcorn chicken, 2 chips, bottle of Pepsi Max.

Individually, all shite. Collectively? Yeah, fine. Feel a bit sick now though.

Edited February 14, 2025 by d-d-d-dAz

[Thunderplex]

6 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I can't do a crisp butty like that. I don't know if it's because of the tonal shift between the soft bread and then the sharp shards of crisps or because of autism or both.

My wife once made a hula-hoop butty.  I warned her……

[Devon Malcolm]

1 minute ago, Thunderplex said:

My wife once made a hula-hoop butty.  I warned her……

Hula Hoop Puffs make a good butty, I had that once. But the regular version, not a chance.

[tiger_rick]

7 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Hula Hoop Puffs make a good butty, I had that once. L

[Carbomb]

I don't like crisp butties if it's just crisps - for me, they're there to add to whatever else is in there, they can't be a filling by themselves. It'd be like having a lettuce sandwich. It's to add an extra crunch to cheese, ham, chicken, etc.

Edited February 16, 2025 by Carbomb
Steve McMahon

[BigJag]

11 hours ago, Thunderplex said:

My wife once made a hula-hoop butty.  I warned her……

These are amazing! They require careful placement of the Hula Hoops. You can't just chuck them in.