SuperBacon Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 I reckon the toast, fried bread and chips would be the stumbling block. I think I could give it a go, but certainly not within half an hour to be honest. In Wolverhampton, so someone go and have a go please. Maybe Air Raid, as I've never believed his nugget story. Prove me wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted August 28, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted August 28, 2023 Light work. “Do you have a dessert menu?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 28, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted August 28, 2023 (edited) 13 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: In Wolverhampton, so someone go and have a go please. Maybe Air Raid, as I've never believed his nugget story. Prove me wrong! I mean, it's not far from my mum's, so I could, but given that half the items are things I find disgusting, I'd rather not. Unless the substitution promise allows me to CHOOSE swapping "egg's" "bean's" "tomato's" and "mushroom's" for more bacon, black pudding, "hash brown's" or "sausage's". Only joking. I'd never give my money to an establishment with such cavalier use of the apostrophe. I mean, why isn't it "chip's"? They could have at least been consistent. 4/10. Edited August 28, 2023 by air_raid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 They couldn't even spell substituted right.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 20 minutes ago, air_raid said: I'd rather not. Pussy. I always knew your "fat Friday" was bollocks. Come on you chicken fucker. I'll keep going until you go and do it, you bloody fish lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cousin Jim Bob Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 1 hour ago, wandshogun09 said: Light work. “Do you have a dessert menu?” Yeah Beard does millions of these Full English challenges around the UK. They usually try fucking with him on the toast. Giving him two loaves of the stuff. They have at least said 6 slices of toast and 6 fried bread though. I like his normal question to these places of "Since when were chips part of breakfast?". He would be appalled at all those mushrooms too. He would still probably wreck the whole lot in 15 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 9 minutes ago, Cousin Jim Bob said: "Since when were chips part of breakfast?" I think they can be, but I believe it was Chest who said that this turned it into lunch, which is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MungoChutney Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 (edited) The carbs in these deals are the equivalent of the square base on the hoopla stall at the carnival. They are purely there to stop you beating the fucker. Edited August 28, 2023 by MungoChutney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 15, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted September 15, 2023 Anyone tried Domino’s fries yet? I bet they’re awful but I need someone to verify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 Rustlers burgers in the air fryer, wonderful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted September 15, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted September 15, 2023 14 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Rustlers burgers in the air fryer, wonderful. Do you do them in the bun to create a crusty mass, or do you just give the meat a blast on its own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, Thunderplex said: or do you just give the meat a blast on its own? I separate the bun and lay them face up, then straddle the meat between the buns so all the meat juice is spread across the buns, then it all goes in my mouth. (So yeah, the bun gets toasted and mops up the grease from the patty) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 12 minutes ago, Thunderplex said: Do you do them in the bun to create a crusty mass, or do you just give the meat a blast on its own? 3 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: I separate the bun and lay them face up, then straddle the meat between the buns so all the meat juice is spread across the buns, then it all goes in my mouth. (So yeah, the bun gets toasted and mops up the grease from the patty) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted September 15, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted September 15, 2023 And I bet that was one of the reasons why it was locked, because you can't tell when someone's doing it intentionally or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 I like her style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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