Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted June 5, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) If you are not buttering both sides you don't deserve the toastie sandwich loveliness Edited June 5, 2015 by Lion_of_the_Midlands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Â Â You're from Harlow aren't you, PunkStep? There's a chippy near my girlfriend's parents' house that sells these, quite near to the town centre. They call it Potato Surprise. Not tried it myself but my missus raves about it. Â Atlantic Fish Bar on Hare Street? Dave's Plaice was the potato surprise purveyor of truth, courage, and valour ("careful mate, real hot") but that's now Harlow Tandoori. Yeah sounds familiar, that might be it. It's attached to a really nice chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted June 5, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 5, 2015 Harlow Tandoori, near Terminus House? Ugh, rotten. I had a questionable spiced toadfish in there once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted June 5, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 5, 2015 We used to have a Dave's Plaice too. It won an award for the quality of its fish and chips. Then they moved, and the new owners had a banner made that looked a lot like the one that Dave's Plaice had so people would think it was the same owners. Awful greasy stuff with no taste. Â There is a Dave's Place up Oak Tree way, who doesn't seem to have understood the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted June 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2015 If I ever had a chippy, which would be the second best thing after owning a pub, it would have been called Dave's Plaice or "Good Cod Almighty". Â Round here its all Leyfield fish bar, glascote fish bar, four oaks fish bar. No imagination besides the jolly fryer, but the foods shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted June 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2015 Bizarrely the chippy near me is called Ye Olde Reindeer Chip Shop. To the best of my knowledge deep fried reindeer has never been served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted June 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2015 I somewhat one day hope to own a burger joint called "Sheer LaBeef" with a pattie shaped picture of everyone's favourite motivational speaker as our logo. Â As for Butch's mentioning of Beans in a toastie, its a fucking marvellous thing. Always come out scolding hot, but just what you need on a cold winter's night (or any night in fairness) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DEF Posted June 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2015 I'm not proud of this. OK I am. Yesterday may have been the most unhealthy day of my life and that's saying something. Rivalled only by the day I got the sweats from the amount of ice cream I'd eaten. Â Total - Â Large chips Battered sausage Savaloy Large kebab (no salad and garlic mayo) Xtra large kebab (salad, chili sauce and mayo) Â Now that's #EATCLEAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 In one sitting? Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DEF Posted June 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2015 Not quite, the second Kebab was 6ish hours later but its still ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DEF Posted June 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2015 Not quite, the second Kebab was 6ish hours later but its still ridiculous. Full disclosure - I didn't buy the savaloy and chips for me but I'll be damned if they were going in the bin. That's when #EATCLEAN really comes in to play and you have to man up and power through. That fine dining wasn't going to waste on my watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 In one sitting? Jesus. I hope that "Jesus" is in admiration of the man's achievement and not a judgemental slight on his gluttony. The latter belongs int the fit and healthy thread. Â Heinze Spaghetti on toast has the tastiest sauce of all the Heinze's but in a somewhat shocking twist I find its one of the few tinned goods that isn't enhanced by grated cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DEF Posted June 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2015 Â Xtra large kebab (salad, chili sauce and mayo) Now that's #EATCLEAN Â Â Ruined it with the salad IMO. I thought I'd get away with it seeing as it was XL and there was none on the previous kebab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted June 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2015 I thought I'd get away with it seeing as it was XL and there was none on the previous kebab.I think that only qualifies as a garnish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammorgz Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I just ate two Rustlers Cheeseburgers in a row while sipping a can of Calahad Export. Dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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