Paid Members PunkStep Posted June 12, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 12, 2015 On a slightly related note, my son is well into his Hot Wheels so I grabbed him a couple of cars in Poundland recently. How stoked was I to find a Lotus Espirit, Spy Who Loved Me edition, in there! Best quid I've ever spent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 12, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted June 12, 2015 I'm disappointed at the lack of picture of Butch's daily filthy meal today. Â Pre season training for Rugby starts on Wednesday, so I'm currently eating pretty much nothing and just taking on liquids. Just the odd morsel until I get back down to my former toned 15st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 That's why I liked playing in prop being a fat cunt was an advantage. As for being on a liquid diet that normally meant 12 pints after a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted June 13, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 13, 2015 That's why I liked playing in prop being a fat cunt was an advantage. As for being on a liquid diet that normally meant 12 pints after a game. #realman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 13, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted June 13, 2015 That's why I liked playing in prop being a fat cunt was an advantage. As for being on a liquid diet that normally meant 12 pints after a game. Â Well, yeah I mean I've not cut down on my beer. That's wy i've cut out most food, because then I'm still able to drink and not get too fat, and I'm also smoking more to suppress hunger. I need to get in decent shape as Openside is my position of choice, although if I don't get super fit I may well end up on the Blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted June 13, 2015 Moderators Share Posted June 13, 2015  One day this issue is going to be the end of this forum. 4312Balboa   Sitting wipe vs. standing wipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 There's a standing wipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted June 13, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 13, 2015 Seat up poos vs seat down poos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted June 13, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 13, 2015 Sitting wipe vs. standing wipe. QFT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted June 13, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 13, 2015 Straddlepoo vs. non-straddlepoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted June 13, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 13, 2015 Astro's suggestion of a straddle poo killed me, the visuals of it in practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 14, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted June 14, 2015 I spread my bumcheeks as wide as possible then sit down to keep them in place while laying some cable so I have minimal clag and winnets around the old rusty sherriff's badge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted June 14, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 14, 2015 Not gonna lie, I've used that technique to great effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted June 15, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 15, 2015 That's really the only way to do it, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted June 15, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 15, 2015 What kind of belisha beacon sized logs are you people pinching out that requires pre-evacuation arse stretching? Sounds like it would rip your bunghole into pieces. Eat some All Bran for goodness sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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