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If that is a Matrix reference Zeb it has gone over my head I'm afraid. I haven't seen it and I can't watch anything that wooden motherfucker is in. I have a very simple and quite low benchmark when it comes to acting. Are you better than Chris O'Donnell in The Three Musketeers, and if the answer is No then I don't watch it. Keanu has never met that standard. 

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Yeah Matrix reference, binary innit. 

I'm no fan of Keanu, but come on now. Bill & Ted for a start. I haven't seen John Wick, but everyone says it's great (he even received a Razzie Redeemer award!).

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John Wick is great fun but doesn't make me think he's any better at acting. He's been in a fair few good films though. Speed is a classic, as is the first Matrix film. Point Break, Dracula... The list goes on.

 

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Keanu Reeves narrated the documentary Dark Net that covered Ross Ulbricht and Silk Road. It was very much like listening to a robot narrate. 

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8 hours ago, SpursRiot2012 said:

Keanu Reeves narrated the documentary Dark Net that covered Ross Ulbricht and Silk Road. It was very much like listening to a robot narrate. 

Deep Web I think it was called. Directed by Bill, narrated by Ted.

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14 hours ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

Today I learned that a kilt pin only goes through the front layer of fabric. It's for adding a bit of weight to the bottom corner, not for pinning the two layers together.

I also learned why you don't put a pure new wool kilt in the washing machine.

You no-good creep, you skirt-wearing creep.

Edited by tiger_rick
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55 minutes ago, tiger_rick said:

You no-good creep, you skirt-wearing creep.

It wasn't my kilt. It was one that belonged to my 20 month old son, who had just emptied his drink down it.

I just absent mindedly chucked it in with the rest of the laundry. When it came out the weave resembled an afro. 

What makes it worse is that his cost more than mine and there's only a quarter of the fabric.

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Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

It wasn't my kilt.

No, it was your skirt. That's not a kilt, that's a skirt!

(Don't worry Rick, I got it)

Edited by PunkStep
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I'll wear a skirt if I want to. This is just more of the tranny bullying that this place is becoming famous for.

You're just jealous 'cos you don't have my shapely legs.

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