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Just the most substanceless shit ever. There's no more tedious discourse than "WHAT, ARE YOU OFFENDED?" and this obsession that every cultural change is because it might OFFEND A MUSLIM. 

I love the idea of this bloke standing and singing the national anthem before switching off his telly, though.

Poppy profile photo, naturally.

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10 minutes ago, BomberPat said:

I love the idea of this bloke standing and singing the national anthem before switching off his telly, though.

Oh it was commonplace.

 

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You can't get away with licking a plate these days though. Try doing it in any upmarket restaurant in your local town, see what happens. Probably in case there's a Muslim watching.

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When did BBC end their daily programming with the national anthem? I never knew that, must've been before my time. What was the point?? What a load of old bollocks.

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The used to play it in the cinema at the end of a film. Useful to remember that this country has always been a bit shit. 

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I remember when the BBC closed down about 1am, with God save the queen and the test card. I do think the people posts stuff like that remembers licking the windows of a sunshine variety bus though.

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My mum only told me yesterday that it was a shame that you didn't see anyone with the union jack up, only to make a massive u-turn when I pointed out that some people do, and those people are nob-ends.

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'Waiting for the national anthem' before going to bed sounds suspiciously like code for staying up for the 10 minute preview on television x. 

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Whilst not an update, and probably one for the AI thread, suggested posts creep me the fuck out.  The other day we saw a car bumper sticker that we liked, it said don't be a space invader, and sure as shit today I see a suggested post from the Highways Agency telling me how to get one.

Fucking hell.

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